By Mark, 9:31 PM on Thu Jul 1 2004, 192 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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The Fresno Famous blog has the freshman yearbook photo of Kevin Federline, current Britney Spears fiancé and former baby-batter supplier to auxiliary Moesha cast members.* Doesn't he just look like he's been planning a doomed marriage to a home-wrecking pop-star since he was 14?

[*Ed. note—That biography might be the saddest thing we've ever read. We're so depressed on her behalf that we're sending her a gift basket right now.]

• Voted most likely to end up in prison [Fresno Famous]


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