Never ones to disappoint, our pals at the Smoking Gun have already posted the court papers from the Jeri and Jack Ryan Sex Flap. Jeri claims that Jack would take her on "supposed 'romantic' getaways" that turned out to be sex clubs in New York and Paris, featuring such "romantic" accouterments as "mattresses in cubicles," and "cages, whips, and other apparatus hanging from the ceiling," Unfortunately for the "romantic" Jack, he didn't find it a "turn on" when Jeri would break down in tears when he brought her to have sex in front of other couples. Maybe things would have gone smoother if he'd set the mood by scattering some rose petals on the mattress in the cubicle.

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