From E!'s "First Look' news page:

ALWAYS SOMEONE WATCHING: Roommates of Ben Affleck's new Beantown gal-pal monitoring his every move via email, the contents of which have been leaked to the press. His "hairy stomach was all over my couch, and he has gross back hair," griped one roomie.

Let's not judge Ben. Everyone has a different reaction to their ex getting knocked up and married so soon after a break-up. Some might turn to alcohol, or drugs, or a credit-limit-endangering orgy of hookers. And some, no matter how famous they are, might sprout depression-induced tufts of body hair and rub themselves all over their new fuck-buddy's couch as horrified roommates watch.

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