We just heard that God-rocking, intestinal-distress-inducing band Creed is breaking up. Sorry to see them go, whatever.

We have to say, somewhat confoundingly, that we actually have a favorite Creed moment. And, naturally, it's not music related. It was singer Scott Stapp's humiliation at the hands of David Cross on Bravo's Celebrity Poker Showdown. That moment taught us that just because someone's made bundles of money writing ambiguously Jesus-y power ballads doesn't mean they know shit about betting the big blind. (We have no idea what that means.) RAWK!

UPDATE: The next morning, MTV has the story.

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