Are you tired of looking at old pictures of your governor's shockingly out-of-proportion genitalia, which would look more appropriate on an East German swimmer than an action star? We know that we are. We must have wasted an hour yesterday, holding some calipers up to the monitor to try and translate the on-screen representation of Governor Arnold's "raw deal" into real-life inches. (We're not exactly sure the calipers would help, but we wanted the people in the library's other Internet terminals to think we were up to something scientific.)

Instead of wrestling with a surprisingly strong reference desk librarian to keep possession of your computer mouse, have a look at Arnold in some substantially more dignified poses while hawking Japanese products. We've already forgotten about the tiny dick.

• Arnold Schwarzenegger [Japander]

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