A reader passes on a casting breakdown for extras in last Wednesday's Britney Spears video shoot—you know, the one that may or may not have confused people into thinking that she was actually planning a secret wedding ceremony. There's probably some kind of a plan at work here, but at first glance it looks like casting by Mad Libs. "OK, let's have a [Number between 1-100] year old [Ethnicity] man that can [Name of Activity]. Then the [Ethnicity] man suffers a heart attack when Britney [Verb for Sexual Act] the [Ethnicity] in front of [Name of Skeezy Dancer Fiancé]." Casting breakdown after the jump.

BRITNEY SPEARS

Music Video

SHOOTS: TODAY!!!!

LOCATION: Los Angeles

RATE: See roles below

SUBMIT ELECTRONICALLY ASAP [NAME REDACTED]

[MALE #1] 35-60 years old, Caucasian. ITALIAN. Tall and thin. Short & fat...$250.00+ 20%

[MALE #2] 60-100 Years old. Pakistani...$250.00 + 20%

[MALE #3] 55-80 Years old. Latin. This role is for a minister who will perform the wedding ceremony...$250.00 + 20%

[MALE #4] 50-100 Years old. East Indian men. Tabla (drum) players. Submit even a ''look'' though. Make a note if they really play...$250 + 20%

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