Last night's episode of Entourage portrayed an apocalyptic scenario for our fine city, a Los Angeles suffering simultaneous marijuana and Ugg boot shortages. Horror: The only weed to be found in the show's Bizarro Town was being grown by Val Kilmer, and the only Uggs available to Vince's Hollywood posse were a hideous powder-blue pair obtained by their publicist. Apparently there's no Melrose Avenue in Entourage's creepy, sober world, where we're fairly certain that every pair of Uggs comes stuffed with a dime bag. It's really a sorry state of affairs when we prefer our own reality (where we share a Hollywood studio apartment with our posse and the fashionistas have unfettered access to retarded fads) because the guy on the corner selling bagged oranges can get us drugs.

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