An enterprising capitalist has already placed his Emmy goodie bag for sale on eBay, claiming it's "the bag given to all of the celebrities attending" the awards. It seems that the bag is actually the one handed out at the ET Emmy Party, so maybe that's why there are still no bids. The seller might get more nibbles on the $800 bag (which, you know, are handed out for free) if he got more creative with the sales pitch: Why not claim that the bag was sown from pieces of Garry Shandling's old face?

If the Emmys aren't your thing, you can be the first to bid on a flower (starting price: $50) from Britney Spears' wedding. It's been carefully preserved in a Ziploc bag, which should allow your forensic white-trash memorabilia investigator to verify its authenticity by checking for Cheeto dust.

• 2004 EMMY AWARDS CELEBRITY GIFT BAG [eBay]


• Britney Spears WEDDING FLOWER [eBay]


• The Emmys: It's Garry Shandling's Show [Defamer]

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