The NYDN's Rush & Molloy report that Demi Moore's reps spent yesterday denying the rumors that Ashton Kutcher's sperm successfully fertilized her egg, and that after a standard gestation period, she would bring forth a baby bearing his some of his DNA. Naturally, a flack's denial immediately had us shopping for the baby shower. But maybe we really shouldn't have been so credulous—isn't Demi 58 years old and Kutcher about 6 and 1/2? Their romance might be defying the odds, but whether her uterus can is another story entirely.

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