Welcome to the first-ever Defamer Blind Item. Degree of difficulty: 10 out of 10. Enjoy, but if smoke starts to billow out of your ears or you think you taste pennies while you tease out its secrets, please lie down for a few minutes before resuming your daily activities.

WHICH hotel heiress sisters who sometimes model, design handbags, and star on reality TV shows recently dropped into a West Hollywood boutique, dropped a few grand in cash on some clothes, and then took turns "dropping off the kids at the pool" in the store's tiny bathroom, stinking up the entire shop?

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