We think we finally understand why everyone was screaming that Britney Spears isn't legally married: There's a problem with the marriage license. As you can see above (click the image to see the full version), Kevin Federline fudged his part of the license, listing "dancer" as his occupation. Everyone knows he's a background dancer when he's actually working. These little white lies may seem harmless, but eventually they can come back to bite you. At least he didn't get cheeky and put "professional bastard maker" in that spot, or this paperwork snafu potentially could have dragged on for years.

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