Remember all of that existential angst we suffered over the box office results? Forget all that, because what could possibly be more soothing to a damaged soul than a picture of Britney Spears wearing an alien mask and hurling a milkshake at paparazzi? Anyone clinging to the hope that Spears' marriage was going to snap her back into normalcy has been officially disabused of that notion. If anything, next week she'll turn up in a gorilla mask, flinging her feces at a reporter for Entertainment Tonight.

[More photos at Everything Britney.]

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