Ben Affleck illustrates why those in Hollywood feel compelled to share their political opinions. OK, that really isn't fair; it's also the reason they demand top billing, the biggest trailer on the set, and a shorter actor with which to pal around and win Oscars.

[Capitol-stalking sister blog Wonkette seems to think this has something to do with Bush. So naive. The MTV kids are going to eat her alive.]

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• Obligatory John Kerry Schlong Size Post, Celebrity Version [Wonkette]

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