Ben Affleck is everywhere at the DNC. Not since Barbarella decided that Vietnam wasn't so groovy has an actor gathered so much attention in the arena of "show business for ugly people." The media's got all of bases covered:

Sex scandal:
— "Fully erect" Affleck "stumped like a professional all day," then meets up with "luscious blonde" potential first daughter Vanessa Kerry at midnight, who was "all over" Ben with a "clinch" that "did not seem political." [Fox 411's Roger Friedman]

Drugs and breakfast:
— "Political junky" [sic] Ben "Afflect" [sic] "stunned" the Massachusetts delegates by "walk[ing] into the room in the middle of breakfast." [LA's KABC.com:]

Political aspirations:
— Affleck "dabbling in a little politics...he says he may one day switch to politics himself." [itv.com]

Affleck DNC ubiquity, bout of political humility of questionable sincerity:
—"Ben Affleck has made so many appearances during the Democratic National Convention, you'd think he was the one running for office...surprise breakfast visits...interviews..." Finally admits, "I am not an elected official. I am not a political expert." [AP]

• Ben Affleck In Boston [Defamer]

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