OK, by show of hands...who's starting to feel a little inadequate from all of this talk about Colin Farrell's supposedly enormous trouser apparatus? Let's shift gears...We couldn't help but notice this quote in the recent Entertainment Weekly "Must List' issue, by a frequent Defamer subject. "I would never get implants, ever...It scares me that older men would think about that, but hey, if they're going to write about anything, write about my boobs rather than making other stuff up."

It seems that TVgasm's forensic photography squad, continuing the proud work they conducted on Charlize Theron's fake tan, have turned their attention to Lindsay Lohan's chest. Read the exhaustive study for yourself, but ultimately, you must draw your own conclusions. Because as TVgasm so sagely concludes, "Without the presence of a doctor's bill or some definitive scar...or a mammogram, the world is just going to have to take Lindsay's word for it."

• These Boobs Are Made for Talkin' [TVgasm]

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