The campaign to humanize Justin Bieber continues. Is it going well? Not exactly. I guess it depends on how you feel about Justin Bieber already, but to be honest, sometimes it's hard to figure out what he's even talking about. Examine:

In a new interview with USA Today, the little baby shitstain says that you can tell he has changed as a person because his eyes are somehow different now:

Well, my eyes. You know how you can tell a person by their eyes, their intentions and where they're at? Well, my eyes changed, they got softer and brighter. They're open. I have more of a grasp of who I am at this point.

They look pretty much the same to me, Bieber. Your move.

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