The Saga of The Situation's Jersey Tanning Salon

The Situation—let's not pretend like we don't all remember The Situation—has lived out his manifest destiny and now owns a tanning salon in Middletown, New Jersey. It is a location of the chain Boca Tanning Club, and you'll be shocked to find out that The Situation isn't exactly a model small business owner.

Today, The Situation was arrested for fighting two people inside his tanning salon. If there was a MadLibs for The Situation's life after Jersey Shore, there would only have been one option: The Situation was [arrested] at [his tanning salon] for [simple assault]. He posted $500 bail—simple assault is less a crime in New Jersey and more a way of life—and was released.

This is the second chapter added to the book of Middletown's Boca Tanning Club in this month alone. Last week four employees of the tanning salon filed a police report stating that their paychecks bounced. According to TMZ, each employee was owed only between $100 and $200 dollars. The Situation said that the issue arose after Boca Tanning Club switched payroll companies.

The Situation is a job creator and defender of justice. He is a model American.

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