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​The Razzies Are Here: What's the Worst Movie of 2013?

​The Razzies Are Here: What's the Worst Movie of 2013?

The 34th annual Razzie nominations were announced Wednesday morning, highlighting the terrible films we've watched on planes, in theaters with our parents, and alone, all alone, on Saturday nights. As expected, Grown Ups 2 and The Lone Ranger dominate the competitive field, but it's really hard to celebrate the worst of 2013 when the so-called "best" movies weren't even particularly exciting.

Here are the nominees:

WORST PICTURE

  • After Earth

  • Grown Ups 2

  • The Lone Ranger
  • 
A Madea Christmas

  • Movie 43

WORST ACTOR

  • Johnny Depp: The Lone Ranger
  • Ashton Kutcher: Jobs
  • Adam Sandler: Grown Ups 2
  • Jaden Smith: After Earth
  • Sylvester Stallone: Bullet To The Head, Escape Plan, Grudge Match

WORST ACTRESS

  • Halle Berry: Movie 43, The Call
  • Selena Gomez: Getaway
  • Lindsay Lohan: The Canyons
  • Tyler Perry: A Madea Christmas
  • Naomi Watts: Diana, Movie 43

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

  • Lady Gaga: Machete Kills
  • Salma Hayek: Grown Ups 2
  • Katherine Heigl: The Big Wedding
  • Kim Kardashian: Tyler Perry's Temptation
  • Lindsay Lohan: In-App-Propriate Comedy, Scary Movie 5

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR

  • Chris Brown: Battle Of The Year
  • Larry the Cable Guy: A Madea Christmas
  • Taylor Lautner: Grown Ups 2
  • Will Smith: After Earth
  • Nick Swardson: A Haunted House, Grown Ups 2

WORST DIRECTOR

  • The 13 People Who Directed Movie 43
  • Dennis Dugan: Grown Ups 2
  • Tyler Perry: A Madea Christmas, Temptation
  • M. Night Shyamalan: After Earth
  • Gore Verbinski: The Lone Ranger

WORST SCREEN COMBO

  • The Entire Cast of Grown Ups 2
  • The Entire Cast of Movie 43
  • Lindsay Lohan & Charlie Sheen: Scary Movie 5
  • Tyler Perry & EITHER Larry the Cable Guy OR That Worn-Out Wig & Dress: A Madea Christmas
  • Jaden Smith & Will Smith on Planet Nepotism: After Earth

WORST SCREENPLAY

  • After Earth: Screenplay by Gary Whitta and M. Night Shyamalan, Story by Will Smith

  • Grown Ups 2: Written by Fred Wolfe & Adam Sandler & Tim Herlihy

  • The Lone Ranger: Screen Story & Screenplay by Ted Elliott, Justin Haythe & Terry Rosso

  • A Madea Christmas: Written by Tyler Perry

  • Movie 43: Written by 19 "Screenwriters"

WORST REMAKE, RIP-OFF or SEQUEL

  • Grown Ups 2
  • 
Hangover III

  • The Lone Ranger
  • 
Scary Movie 5

  • Smurfs 2

It always seems like the Razzies go for the easy kill; sure, The Lone Ranger was a huge financial disaster, but was it actually worse than R.I.P.D., A Good Day to Die Hard, or Planes? What about Jack the Giant Slayer? And in terms of cinematic disappointments, how can we leave out Internship and Man of Steel?

Did the Razzies get it right? What was the worst movie you saw in 2013?

[Image via AP]

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