Kid Rock's Instagram is under siege. It has been invaded by crazed Beyoncé fans (which is all of them) wielding the bumblebee emoji with great force.
"Beyoncé, to me, doesn't have a fucking 'Purple Rain,' but she's the biggest thing on Earth. How can you be that big without at least one 'Sweet Home Alabama' or 'Old Time Rock & Roll'? People are like, 'Beyoncé's hot. Got a nice fucking ass.' I'm like, 'Cool, I like skinny white chicks with big tits.' Doesn't really fucking do much for me."
Yes. Hmm. Kid Rock is objectively wrong about in first part of that quote, and subjectively wrong in the second part. (Although, "Doesn't really fucking do much for me" is my attitude about most things.)
Anyway, the Beyhive, fresh off of terrorizing the owners of beyoncepictures.org (personally one of my favorite organizations in the world), decided to exact revenge on Kid Rock by attacking the comments of his Instagram. This is what his entire account looks like right now:
It's kind of pretty, isn't it?
The Beyhive, quite predictably, has not confined itself to just Rock's most recent photographs.
At one point I just started scrolling indiscriminately (Kid Rock is a power Instagram user) and clicking on photos at random to see if the Beyhive had built a colony there.
Here's a photo from over a year ago:
And 20 weeks after that:
I stopped scrolling at 98 weeks:
Time for Kid Rock to shoot his phone in the face and call it a day.