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more about #defamer more comments → goldfarb: the 20 minutes of IMAX 3D didn't make anyone sick... has this 'real live entertainment worker' seen any other films in 3D? more » iplaudius: I will not reply directly to the comment about prison sex, because I do not wish to promote it. Suffice it to say that not all gay men enjoy musical t... more » BadUncle: I just want to know how he has access to the web in prison. and, uh, pube sheets? ick. more » skahammer: James Frey says only wannabes and pretenders get exposed by the LAT. Big-timers make it all the way to Oprah. more » drunkexpatwriter: He and Quentin are now going to be able to write an awesome screenplay for Chained Heat 5. more » lobstr: wow.. 1 year in prison and 5 years probation for vehicular manslaughter. being an academy award winner means much more than the little man statue! more » MissNormaDesmond: Oh, shut the fuck up. You killed someone and you're bitching about having to do time like everybody else, and trying to make like some kind of hero ... more » Claire Buoyant: How do people tweet from jail anyway? When new inmates are admitted nowadays, are they issued their prison stripes, a toothbrush, and a BlackBerry? more » Trai_Dep: I just want to know... Where's the watch? more » jwick25: I read the book a few years back and was fairly disappointed. I felt that it could have been something much better. I was surprised after hearing su... more » NotReadyForPrimeTime: I would never question the judgment of a man who ate his own shoe just to prove a point. more » GlasgowRose: If a fanboy (named Quint) who got a sneak peek is worried, Cameron should worry: "This shot scared me a bit… when Moore and Worthington are introdu... more » MincnglyWhrdL'mer: why does justin bobby have two first names? seriously? more » badasscat: Well, I almost walked out on Heavenly Creatures, so if that's the best the critiques get, I'll pass. more » nicepony: I saw Lovely Bones . It's horrible. An afterschool special meets a Skittles commercial. The girl from Atonement is good. But Mark Wahlberg is awful... more » -
#traderoundup
Fighting, F-cking, Death, and Debra Messing
Mark Wahlberg finally gets to fight. Jenny Bicks is a writer you should be jealous of. People love a good real-life murder mystery, whether it's set in Aruba or Colorado. And they love Debra Messing too. More » -
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Two New Seasons of Friday Night Lights Just Begging to Be Ignored Completely
Your favorite football series returns, Drew Barrymore's dating Justin Long again, NYC film gets a tax break, plus movies about babysitters and killer crazy girls. More » -
#thecinema
Watchmen Shellacked on Second Weekend
Comic-book geeks can't turn movies into blockbusters, or at least that will be the lesson from Watchmen's spectacularly bad second week. Literally begging nerds to see the movie this weekend didn't work. More » -
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Zack Snyder Promises Giant, 'Hardcore' Blue Wang In Uncut 'Watchmen'
One of our tipsters just wrote in with more information on Billy Crudup's blue Watchmen wang—and for as impressed as he was, director Zack Snyder says there's more where that came from. More » -
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'Watchmen' Review Answers Burning Question About Blue Wang Screen Time
As some mixed, early reviews leak out, the debate about Watchmen's fidelity to its source novel continues to rage. That's all well and good, but we just want to know about Billy Crudup's blue wang. More » -
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'Watchmen' Producers Confident Enough To Release Terrible First Scene Into The Wild
After a series of beautiful trailers and effusive fanboy reviews, Watchmen producers have generously offered to tamp down enthusiasm by releasing the movie's first full scene, which is...not that good. More » -
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'Hurm, Hurm, Armageddon': Zack Snyder Previews 'Watchmen 2'
So what if anyone has yet to see Watchmen — director Zack Snyder wants you to know what fantastic disaster to look forward to in the unfortunate occasion of a sequel. More » -
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Greenscreen Magic, Tron Guy Stand-In Services Help Bring 'Watchmen' Alive
Empire has exclusive behind-the-scenes images from Zack Snyder's Watchmen, featuring a flashback sequence set in Vietnam which explains the possibly Agent Orangey origins of Dr. Manhattan's blue wang. More » -
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#timelines
Grab A Fanboy And Kiss Them: It's 'Watchmen' V-J Day!
The superstudio showdown that pit Fox against Warners over a long-forgotten Watchmen rights claim discovered behind a potted ficus by an after-hours cleaning woman (who's since been upped VP Business Affairs) is finally over! More »



