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#traderoundup
Fighting, F-cking, Death, and Debra Messing
Mark Wahlberg finally gets to fight. Jenny Bicks is a writer you should be jealous of. People love a good real-life murder mystery, whether it's set in Aruba or Colorado. And they love Debra Messing too. More » -
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Two New Seasons of Friday Night Lights Just Begging to Be Ignored Completely
Your favorite football series returns, Drew Barrymore's dating Justin Long again, NYC film gets a tax break, plus movies about babysitters and killer crazy girls. More » -
#thecinema
Watchmen Shellacked on Second Weekend
Comic-book geeks can't turn movies into blockbusters, or at least that will be the lesson from Watchmen's spectacularly bad second week. Literally begging nerds to see the movie this weekend didn't work. More » -
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Zack Snyder Promises Giant, 'Hardcore' Blue Wang In Uncut 'Watchmen'
One of our tipsters just wrote in with more information on Billy Crudup's blue Watchmen wang—and for as impressed as he was, director Zack Snyder says there's more where that came from. More » -
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'Watchmen' Review Answers Burning Question About Blue Wang Screen Time
As some mixed, early reviews leak out, the debate about Watchmen's fidelity to its source novel continues to rage. That's all well and good, but we just want to know about Billy Crudup's blue wang. More » -
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'Watchmen' Producers Confident Enough To Release Terrible First Scene Into The Wild
After a series of beautiful trailers and effusive fanboy reviews, Watchmen producers have generously offered to tamp down enthusiasm by releasing the movie's first full scene, which is...not that good. More » -
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'Hurm, Hurm, Armageddon': Zack Snyder Previews 'Watchmen 2'
So what if anyone has yet to see Watchmen — director Zack Snyder wants you to know what fantastic disaster to look forward to in the unfortunate occasion of a sequel. More » -
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Greenscreen Magic, Tron Guy Stand-In Services Help Bring 'Watchmen' Alive
Empire has exclusive behind-the-scenes images from Zack Snyder's Watchmen, featuring a flashback sequence set in Vietnam which explains the possibly Agent Orangey origins of Dr. Manhattan's blue wang. More » -
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Grab A Fanboy And Kiss Them: It's 'Watchmen' V-J Day!
The superstudio showdown that pit Fox against Warners over a long-forgotten Watchmen rights claim discovered behind a potted ficus by an after-hours cleaning woman (who's since been upped VP Business Affairs) is finally over! More »
