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How To Get The Olsen Twins Into Bed
After attending a New York movie screening with rumored new boyfriend Justin Bartha last night, it appears that Ashley Olsen is about to finally make her new relationship public. And after years of tracking the Olsen Twins, we have to admit that we are more than a bit mystified by how these two ended up as a couple. The deliciously handsome actor, sort of memorable from National Treasure (for those of you bold enough to admit you’ve seen it), is about to become far more memorable after appearing opposite Catherine Zeta-Jones in next year’s The Rebound. But more onour new crushthis guy later. The question we can’t quite answer yet has to do with both Olsens and their laundry list of former flings. Never failing to shock, both Mary Kate and Ashley have one of the most eccentric, baffling and WTF dating history between them. We examine each of their previous love interests in an attempt to figure out what exactly they find attractive, why they pick who they pick, and upon discovering quite the few lookers in the bunch, why these guys pick them, after the jump. More » -
Lesbians: So Hot Right Now
Lindsay Lohan And Samantha Ronson Officially Make Lesbianism Chic
Our favorite moment from the first episode of Living Lohan was when a giggly Ali Lohan said “I wanna be like Lindsay” in a very rehearsed, gun-to-her-head sort of way. Whichever puppet master that yanked her strings successfully managed to pull the transformation off, but not in the way we’d hoped. Rather than passing out in SUVs and borrowing some of Lindsay's many cokepants for a quick crash and burn, little Ali appears to be moving in on Lindsay’s girl. As the Lohan/Ronson romance spread their tattooed and hickey-scarred wings to New York yesterday, the gruesome twosome turned into an even more gruesome threesome, as Ali joined the honeymooners on shopping trips and lunch dates. But Ali may not gain entrance into the private club of two — you see, the psychic geniuses at the NY Post have already gone ahead and prepared for Lindsay’s official coming out. Their case for Lohan As Lesbian, plus sources’ details on the fact that “they’re definitely dating,” after the jump. More »
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Comment by Shazzer: I think a more accurate (and snarky) headline would have been: "Lesbianism remains chic *in spite* of LiLo's fling with... more » | Other threads
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short ends
Glenn Close: Buried Alive!
· You just never know what you're going to get on The Martha Stewart Show. Today: We make our own herb garden kits. And later, Glenn Close recalls the time she was buried alive with her husband! Wait—what? [Martha] More »
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By SethComment by RomildaMiskolc: @hughman: Comment on Glenn Close: Buried Alive! You can see the full burial on Glenn's blog here: http://www.fetchdog.com/blogs/livelylicks more » | Other threads
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ex-files
The Esquire Map To Jennifer Love Hewitt's Dating History
Jennifer Love Hewitt, whose womanly allure has been well chronicled, is no slouch in the dating department. She's been linked to hotties near and far, including talk show hosts Craig Ferguson [Yum. -Ed.], and Carson Daly, teen heartthrobs Joey Lawrence and Wilmer Valderrama, rising stars Patrick Wilson and Kip Pardue, singers John Mayer and LFO's Rich Cronin, and last, but certainly not least, Ross McCall (her now-fiance). So it's no surprise that Jennifer was asked to contribute to Esquire's regular recurring feature "Ten Things You Don't Know About Women," in which well-known ladies offer up advice on how to deal with the fairer sex. Looking at Jennifer's column, we wondered: Which one of the men mentioned above inspired her advice or earned her ire? Our guesses, after the jump. [Jezebel]
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By JessicaComment by Ronald Vaughan: Well,it's a year later,March 2009,and I was right...JLH split from Ross McCall,and is now RUMORED to bedating her co-star...Jamie Kennedy,LOL!! But... more » | Other threads
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hollywood privacywatch
Diane Lane Braves Century City Mall On A Holiday Weekend
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are posted several times a week, so send them in often! Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line so we don't lose them) and tell everyone about the time you spotted Alice Cooper buying a box of vitamin-fortified Hitler-O's at the Rose Bowl Flea Market. More »
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By SethComment by busterbluth: Where exactly was Jonah Hill entertaining hipsters? I have to know. more » | Other threads
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press releases
FremantleMedia Wants A Piece Of What Wilmer Valderrama Is Packing
Is there any better way to start one's day than with the discovery of a press release in one's inbox trumpeting the marriage of the Venezuelan renaissance man behind MTV's Yo Momma to the local outpost of the global TV production conglomerate responsible for popularizing the phrase, "Seacrest, out?" (Answer: Yes. Many.) Still, we feel the need to note the latest baffling developments in Wilmer Valderrama's death-proof career: More »
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By SethComment by BabylonSister: Wow, I think I just heard the 4th Seal opened. So, this is one of the signs of the... more » | Other threads
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ali lohan
Ali Lohan Makes It Only Too Easy To Make A White Christmas Joke
Best Week Ever directs us to the Amazon page for Ali Lohan's Christmas album, Lohan Holiday. Besides the requisite jokes about Lindsay's late-night habits, there's also this verse from their version of "Have a Holly Jolly Christmas": More »
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Comment by gwendemarco: A Lohan holiday? It's one where Daddy isn't on the phone crying from jail, Uncle isn't ripping off terrorism victims,... more » | Other threads
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wilmer valderrama
Wilmer Valderrama Is Selling The C-List Dream
Fresh off his success as "Handy Manny," the ominously named, fix-it-guy-of-color recently relocated to the Disney Channel neighborhood, THR is reporting that pitch-crazy megatalent Wilmer Valderrama has hooked Universal with his high concept comedy, PartyBuddies: More » -
wilmer valderrama
Wilmer Valderrama Already At 'Press Releases About Disney Channel Projects' Stage Of Career
Taking a cue from his That 70s Show co-star Ashton Kutcher, Wilmer Valderrama has already expanded his skill set to producing and hosting duties of (quite possibly be the worst show in TV history) Yo Momma. He's also poised to make his big screen debut as Ponch in the movie adaptation of CHiPs, still listed as "in development" by StudioSystem.com, but sure to be greenlit any second by a fired Warner Bros. executive in an outgoing act of defiance. And now, as the Franklin Avenue blog points out, a press release reveals the Venezuelan actor has been getting his paws into even more Hollywood pots: More » -
wilmer valderrama
Wilmer Valderrama's Donkey Punch Connection: UPDATE
By way of follow-up to yesterday's fundamentally inaccurate, wholly disturbing "Donkey Punch" blind item in Page Six, a helpful reader supplied us with this fun fact about Hollywood's most self-celebrated, C-list cocksman: More » -
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Short Ends: John McTiernan Pleads Guilty
· Die Hard director John McTiernan has pleaded guilty to lying to the feds in connection with the Anthony Pellicano Wiretapping Trial of the Century. There aren't too many details as of yet, but we're hoping that tomorrow might bring some insight about what Rollerball-related problem could've been worth all this trouble. More »
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By MarkComment by thehmsbeagle: Wait, so he was living in Ratner's guesthouse when the car-shooting incident took place? So... he was shacked up with... more » | Other threads
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wilmer valderrama
Wilmer Valderrama Can't Stop Talking About Mandy Moore's Hymen
Wilmer Valderrama's career and baffling popularity is a testament to the utter randomness of the Hollywood starmaking system: That no matter how thick your accent or thin your talent, you too can ride your 8-inch Latin love rocket to the top of the Hollywood pecking order, perhaps even taking a Mandy Moore-type's cherry along the way. As followers of all things Valderrama have surely gathered by now, any interview will inevitably hit upon one of two subjects: 1) Valderrama reflecting on how to take his career to the next level; and 2) Valderrama reflecting on the actresses he's nailed. Sometimes, however, such as in a profile in today's NY Times in support of his new MTV schoolyard insult competition Yo Momma, there's room for both: More »
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By SethComment by Picka Little, Talka Little: I still say Ted Casablanca has the perfect nickname for Wilmer: the waiter. He does look like he should... more » | Other threads
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wilmer valderrama
Wilmer Valderrama Lets Howard Stern's Listeners In On A Big Secret
We think it's his voice—Howard Stern's rich, bassy monotone—that lulls his guests into a hypnotic state in which they gladly share way too much. Then again, maybe when Wilmer Valderrama went on yesterday's show and talked openly about, among other things, taking Mandy Moore's virginity and the exact measurements of the thing he took it with, he wasn't aware that the big foam thing he was speaking into had the magical ability to send those words to millions of Sirius subscribers. Here is a partial recap of the interview from HowardStern.com: More »
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By SethComment by Byebyebirdie: And there I was thinking Wilmer's "blessing" related to another part of his nether regions. This was on the... more » | Other threads
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wilmer valderrama
Valderrama, Audiences Face Challenge With His Role In CHiPs
The world shifts in contorted, fidgety anticipation of the upcoming big screen adaptation of CHiPs, with the Venezuelan crown prince of messy starlet arm candy, Wilmer Valderrama, in the pivotal role of Francis "Ponch" Poncherello. But if all you see staring back out of those deep, brown eyes is the smug face of a lucky kid who managed to spin a throwaway sitcom part into the quintessential scene-whore Hollywood power trip, think again. Valderrama realizes it's all about the work: More » -
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Fez Does Ponch
In what has to be the biggest no-brainer in the annals of casting history, Warner Bros. (the studio who brought you big-screen remakes of Starsky & Hutch and, less successfully, The Dukes of Hazzard) has placed Erik Estrada's blue helmet on Wilmer "Fez" Valderrama's head, anointing him to star as Ponch in an "action-comedy" (read: neither exciting nor funny) remake of ChiPs. It appears that the role of whitebread partner Jon Baker hasn't yet been cast, but if you rush to your preferred place of worship and make the appropriate offerings to your deity, there may still be time to prevent Ashton Kutcher from getting the job, a move which would almost certainly trigger a cataclysmic tidal wave that would wipe out everything from Santa Monica to Las Vegas. And quite frankly, we all deserve to suffer His righteous wrath if we allow the studio to complete such an unholy coupling. More »
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By MarkComment by gimplonius: I'm thinkin' they go with Jon Heder for the Baker roll, which will complete his conversion to the Dark Side. more » | Other threads
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