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Day Three: All Outraged Roads Lead to Roman
One thing is for sure, where ever you stand on the Roman Polanski case, you are angry today. Fingers are pointing; names are being called. And we're just getting warmed up. Here's your day in Polanski: More » -
#viewaskew
Barbara Walters Does Not Like Brüno, Anal Sex
Today on The View, Babs gave her review of Brüno. In voicing her displeasure over pubic hair, anal sex, and "a machine that shows you how to have oral sex," it sounds like she's talking about a bad Saturday night. [Jezebel] -
#theview
Why Yes, Ben Lyons WAS On 'The View' Today!
Today on The View, Ebert usurper Ben Lyons took his place next to Elisabeth Hasselbeck in what could only have felt more like a Defamer-targeted Last Supper if Joaquin Phoenix had crashed it, rapping. More » -
#wtf
Oppressed Bill O'Reilly Gets Lesson From Whoopi Goldberg
Whoopi Goldberg's chat with Bill O'Reilly tonight was bizarre. O'Reilly told the black, female, comedian that he had risen from the "bottom rung" just like her. But that's not what angered her. More » -
#theview
'View' Shocker: Whoopi Goldberg Smokes The Pot
The ladies of The View will be bringing their lively political debate and unparalleled sling-mounting techniques to our area in March, taping a week of shows from the Disney lot in Burbank. More » -
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Quick-Thinking Whoopi Fashions Sherri-Anchoring Bungee-Bra
The only exercise the View chicks get lately is from kicking each other under the Hot Topics desk, so it was a refreshing change to see Sherri Shepherd engaged in some actual physical activity. More » -
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'View' Co-Hosts Realize They've Created a Monster In 'Idol' Von Smith
Just who is this terrible Von Smith, who appeared on American Idol last night? That's what the ladies of The View wondered, before being reminded that he'd actually performed on their show in 2007. More » -
#awards
Josh Brolin's Drunk-Ish Awards Tour Steamrolls Whoopi Goldberg, Richard Jenkins
Whether or not Josh Brolin was drunk again last night's NBR ceremony, his speech featured so much gin-soaked verisimilitude that we fully expected him to end it by slur-shouting, "Josh Brolin's got issues!" More » -
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#theview
Elisabeth Hasselbeck Can't Wait Until We Appreciate Bush Like We Do Lincoln
Perhaps cognizant that very soon they wouldn't have George W. Bush to kick around anymore, the ladies of The View brought the crazy shouting and insane assertions big-time this morning. More » -
#theview
Barbara Walters's Passive-Aggressive Streak Now Just Aggressive-Aggressive
Today, an insane Barbara Walters gave us the clip that will be played on the news in slow-motion when she finally uses her costume jewelry to garrote Elisabeth Hasselbeck. More » -
#theview
Elisabeth Hasselbeck: A Nightmarish Year In Review
Peer into The View, and soon The View starts to peer into you. Before long, you may develop a sudden affinity for pirate shirts and a tendency to shout "William Ayers!" -
#theview
Elisabeth Hasselbeck Ready to Gloat About Obama's Invocation Speaker
Yesterday, Barack Obama's inauguration committee announced its choice for invocation speaker: controversial Saddelback founder Rick Warren. Elisabeth Hasselbeck, no doubt expecting a bomb-laden address from William Ayers, couldn't have been more pleased. -
#theview
Millions Have Fought For Whoopi Goldberg's Right To Not Know What 'Suffrage' Means
Today on The View, Whoopi Goldberg (dressed as a Navajo jewelry saleswoman from Tuba City, Arizona) continued to press the topic that has quickly proved to be the show's brand-new, post-election argument starter: same-sex marriage. More »
