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more about #defamer CrayonSmoothie: 3. I'm thinking Queen Latifah for this one. more » NotChoinski: 1 - Sarah, Todd, and Jesus Christ 2 - Jillian Reynolds, because I hate her 3 - Lady Gaga, to Zoroastrianism. more » WalterPater: 1. Jackman, his beard and his boyfriend. 3. Mariah. more » ClockOnTheStove: 4. What two talented A-list bloggers are returning to Gawker? more » Island of Misfit Toys: 1. The Travoltas 2. Kathy Griffin 3. J. Lo more » NoelleBlue: Jordin Sparks for 3? more » siarna: 1. Will and Jada. 3. Christina Aguilera. more » ArmCandy: 1. Sigh. Invite me over, Hugh Jackman. 2. What is a Real reality star? 3. Sounds like Jessica Simpson, but wasn't Papa Joe a pastor? I'll go with JLo. more » DennyCrane: 2 smells like New York to me. more » econdave: 3. Shakira, Shakira. more » TNT Freckles McGee: #3 JLo? more » TheSometimesWhy: The best way for people to understand this man is by remembering that Napoleon Bonaparte had a Chris Albrecht complex over two hundred years before it... more » heywhat: I remember right after he kicked his now wife then girlfriend's ass, none other than Ari Emanuel wrote an article on the Huffington Post singing this ... more » PaisleyPajamas: I was gonna add Starz in 2010 to catch this show, but now I'd just be creeped out by the violence. more » SidAndFinancy: Paging Governor Monserrate .... more » forwardmotion: Look! It's Mr. Smithers more » shostakobitch: Too bad Chris Brown is a singing idiot and not a glowering old asswipe in a suit. more » fatmonalisa: 1. I sort of think this is Jessica Szohr. The other people on Gossip Girl have kids and Taylor Momsen could also be considered a "child" more » pumpkinsoup: Item #3 was solved and attributed to Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman according to this news item posted to BlindGossip.com. [blindgossip.com] more » Ack: 2. Totally Zellweger/Cooper. 3. I want to say Chris Martin, though I think Keith Urban or Brad Paisley are better guesses. more » -
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Conan the Burbankian
We're preparing ourselves for the last night of Late Night Conan with some BBC. It's important to check out what the Brits are chortling at these days because NBC will be repackaging it soon. More » -
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Heyyy, Dr. Car-ter!
The Grey's Privates crossover continues tonight, but we're excited for the ER-The Librarian crossover as swashbuckling historical mysteries heat up County General Hospital. Wait, Noah Wyle is reprising his Dr. Carter character? Same dif. More » -
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Only Three 'Late Nights' Left - Tissues, Please
So far, it's been a jubilant final march for Late Night, and we can expect more fan-friendly shenanigans (Carrie Fisher and the Masturbating Bear running away together) tonight and the rest of the week. More » -
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Live from Los Angeles, It's Snoop-urday Night!
American Idol and Biggest Loser clock in at two hours apiece tonight, which makes it perfectly justified to take a half-hour break from either to check out Snoop Dogg's new variety show. More » -
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Welcome to the 'Dollhouse'
Friday nights are so bad that there's a well-researched Wikipedia entry devoted to the death slot. Fox is getting all mavericky and throwing Dollhouse into the mix, assuming the target audience won't have plans tonight. More » -
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'30 Rock' Finally Above Scrutiny; 'Grey's Privates,' Not So Much
Double snaps to 30 Rock, as it has entered our pantheon (it's a storage locker in Atwater Village) of shows that are too dominant in their genre to recommend (along with American Idol and AC360°). More » -
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Thinking and Laughing: Not Mutually Exclusive
Stand-up comedy is usually boring live (and especially boring on television), but we always check the trades for comics getting their own shows. Most go sitcom, but we prefer comics who do something original. More » -
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Run! It's The Octostroller!
As Pro-Choicers, we prefer the government keep out of a woman's business, yet we firmly support the media getting up in there. In these trying times, anyone having a child (let alone 8) deserves scrutiny. More » -
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The Man, The Myth, The Ponytail
New York Fashion Week begins Thursday but we're getting the jump on it tonight. First up: The ageless icon Karl Lagerfeld. Maybe you can't afford his clothing, but you can probably achieve his hairstyle. More » -
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Arrr, Matey! Stop Abusing Your Kiddies, You Lily-livered Landlubber!
Pirates had a good week - from studios admitting they're totally screwed, to actual pirates receiving millions in ransom - so we suggest you stop BitTorrenting The Wrestler and watch some family-friendly TV. More » -
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Crossover Appeal or Crossover Drivel?
We've noted a lack of watchable medical drama in current network programming, but we're suckers for crossovers. The Grey's Privates event, as we call it while giggling, tops today's picks. More » -
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Police Procedural With A Sprinkle of Ginger
After a glowing NYT write-up and a new night of the week, we're hoping Life starts to see better ratings. Sadly, the boost from Knight Rider dissolves quickly in American Idol's jetwash. More » -
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'That's Infotainment!'
Remember when Tuesday nights used to mean Gilmore Girls? Now it's reality shows (Idol, Biggest Loser), superficial but fun teenage shows (90210, Privileged) and various procedurals (SVU, The Mentalist). We'll nap until The Daily Show. More » -
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Everything's Slightly Better in 3-D
Our 3-D glasses are still firmly affixed to our faces, but our hopes that they would make The Early Show or CNN's Rick Sanchez more watchable proved futile. We'll try again with Chuck. More » -
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The Chihuahua (Owners) From Hell
Thus begins Super Bowl weekend, but we're more excited about Animal Planet's Puppy Bowl V. Watching cute dogs pounce around a miniature football stadium will help take the edge off your negative checking balance. More » -
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'Where The F*** Are The Motherf***ing Scallops, You C**ksu**er?!'
Sunday, Monday and Thursday are the important TV nights, but with NBC's Comedy Night Done Right in reruns, your difficult choices are easier tonight. There should be no crying over missed TV. More » -
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Super Bowl Synergy In Full Effect
Only four days left until the big game, but there's more meat left on that giant Super Bowl tie-in buffalo wing. Top Chef takes a bite tonight, but we're hoping Crusoe gets a nibble. More » -
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Funny As A Heart Attack
With the decline of Grey's Anatomy, we've been going elsewhere for our medical drama - Discovery Health Channel, 20/20, Hollywood Sunset Free Clinic - but we've found the serious stuff in an unlikely place. More » -
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'Bromances' Abound
In the post-Sex and the City era, male friendships moved into the forefront of American culture. Every guy needs his boys, especially men in black collar jobs who spend most of the day discussing minutiae. More » -
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Two Between The Sheets and a Cobra's Fang, Please
When we're pregaming on Friday nights for our weekly visit to Tiki-Ti, we usually end up watching porn or food shows, but there are other shows on Friday that might tickle your fancy. More »

