It’s officially safe to presume Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis—two beautiful famous people with an arguable talent for emoting—have entered a contract of holy matrimony. Or maybe they got married again. Who knows? These are the great mysteries of our time and they reveal themselves at their will, not ours.
Maroon 5 showed up uninvited and played impromptu shows for a hoard of LA weddings last December. Rude as hell.