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#underthesun
This Just In: Hollywood Still Out of New Ideas
Word from Comic-Con is that Warner Bros. has made a live-action version of Akira, the granddaddy of all anime, a "priority project." We smell another Watchmen in the making. And remember how well that went. [iFMagazine] -
#mondaymorningboxoffice
Monsters, Aliens Destroy Connecticut, Thousands of Sweaters Lost
This morning we bring news of the war between Nadya Suleman and Mexicans. Plus, the failing of Julia Roberts and a group of sad people in costume becomes our entertainment. More » -
#mondaymorningboxoffice
Alien Witches Team Up With Giant Squid to Further Devour Watchmen Audience
This was the last weekend of winter! Can you believe it? Pretty soon it'll be summer, and we'll be slogging through big budget schlock about sociopaths in latex and alien witch children. Oh. Wait. More » -
#thecinema
Watchmen Shellacked on Second Weekend
Comic-book geeks can't turn movies into blockbusters, or at least that will be the lesson from Watchmen's spectacularly bad second week. Literally begging nerds to see the movie this weekend didn't work. More » -
#sadthings
Nerds Begged to Please Come See Watchmen Again
After a pretty disappointing opening weekend, the cult comic movie — which was hyped as the next Big Cultural Thing — is struggling to avoid a second-weekend box office collapse. So they've begun to beg.
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#mondaymorningboxoffice
Enraged at Being Cut Out of the Movie, Giant Squid Devours Would-Be Watchmen Ticket Buyers
Mondays are best spent piecing together the ruin that followed in the weekend's wake. Recovering the satellites, analyzing the soil samples. And looking at the box office receipts! This week: Disappointment haunted all their dreams. More » -
#whysocritical
Watchmen Reviews: 'Maybe It's Better to Grow Up'
So how is this biggest-movie-ever Watchmen superhero flick? Well, not so good if many critics are to be believed. Should have been kept in holy reverence as a comic book (or graphic novel or whatever).
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#watchmen
Is Watchmen Review-Proof?
The first batch of Watchmen reviews has arrived, drawing the geeks-vs.-trades divide into crisp, predictable relief. And while the critical haters are a minority, it's their box-office forecasts that could most alarm its producers. More » -
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#watchmen
Zack Snyder Promises Giant, 'Hardcore' Blue Wang In Uncut 'Watchmen'
One of our tipsters just wrote in with more information on Billy Crudup's blue Watchmen wang—and for as impressed as he was, director Zack Snyder says there's more where that came from. More » -
#watchmen
'Watchmen' Review Answers Burning Question About Blue Wang Screen Time
As some mixed, early reviews leak out, the debate about Watchmen's fidelity to its source novel continues to rage. That's all well and good, but we just want to know about Billy Crudup's blue wang. More » -
#watchmen
'Watchmen' Screenwriter David Hayter Insists Fox More Satanic Than Most Studios
Watchmen screenwriter David Hayter was asked by Hollywood Outbreak for his thoughts on Fox's litigious adventures in the Land of the Forgotten Rights Claim. More » -
#marketing
Billy Crudup's Blue Wang Now Replicable With 'Watchmen' Condoms
Is Watchmen fever producing a tingly sensation in you? Then you may have an STD, brother! If only you'd slipped on the film's newest tie-in: a Crudup-emulating, cerulean rubber. Click to enlarge (ahem). [Robot 6] -
#watchmen
'Watchmen' Producers Confident Enough To Release Terrible First Scene Into The Wild
After a series of beautiful trailers and effusive fanboy reviews, Watchmen producers have generously offered to tamp down enthusiasm by releasing the movie's first full scene, which is...not that good. More » -
#watchmen
'Watchmen' Review Shocker: Geeks Will Love It!
While its writer denies he's reviewed anything, the unofficial first take on Watchmen is live at Time. The verdict: It's destined for fanboy greatness. Who knew? More » -
#shortends
Some 'Watchmen' Viral Marketing For Your Viewing Pleasure
· Buy your tickets now for Watchmen, then go hear Zack Snyder talk about it at the Santa Monica Apple store. Then look at this again, because it never ceases to terrify us. More » -
#watchmen
'Hurm, Hurm, Armageddon': Zack Snyder Previews 'Watchmen 2'
So what if anyone has yet to see Watchmen — director Zack Snyder wants you to know what fantastic disaster to look forward to in the unfortunate occasion of a sequel. More » -
#watchmen
Greenscreen Magic, Tron Guy Stand-In Services Help Bring 'Watchmen' Alive
Empire has exclusive behind-the-scenes images from Zack Snyder's Watchmen, featuring a flashback sequence set in Vietnam which explains the possibly Agent Orangey origins of Dr. Manhattan's blue wang. More » -
#watchmen
'Watchmen' Viral Video Reimagines An America Blessed by Billy Crudup's Blue Wang
Watchmen is a movie full of "what ifs," like, "What if Larry Gordon hadn't been a total dope?" and "What if American history was retold through the perspective of Billy Crudup's nuclear penis?" More » -
#timelines
Grab A Fanboy And Kiss Them: It's 'Watchmen' V-J Day!
The superstudio showdown that pit Fox against Warners over a long-forgotten Watchmen rights claim discovered behind a potted ficus by an after-hours cleaning woman (who's since been upped VP Business Affairs) is finally over! More » -
#watchmen
Fox And WB To Join In 'Watchmen' Matrimony Tomorrow Morning
In the penultimate episode of their Watchmen soap opera, lawyers for Fox and Warner Bros. have filed a motion of settlement that will resolve the film's ongoing rights battle Friday morning. More »
