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Chinese Theatre Batman Tired Of F**cking Distracting Tourists Wandering Into His Shot
For anyone who saw Confessions of a Superhero—the documentary about the super-strengthed panhandlers who add comic book color and the occasional unsolicited grope to your Walk of Fame experience—the adventures of Aggro Batman are familiar. More »
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By SethComment by Nancy Lee Phillips: Will this man get help, he is making a fool of himself. more » | Other threads
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Chinese Theatre Chewbacca Sought In Olsen Twins' Star Defacing
Violating an unspoken Hollywood rule of engagement—no matter how undeserving or mink-clad you might deem them to be, you never, ever scribble indelible unpleasantries on a celebrity's Walk of Fame star—an unseen hand has written "FUR HAGS" beneath the names of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. An Olsen fan site attributes the defacing to PETA, who've pulled a similar stunt in the past on Sharon Stone's star—but word on the street has it that local hot-headed reactionary Chewbacca was spotted fleeing the scene with a Sharpie clenched in one paw, shouting, "MRrraaawwwwahhwwgrrrraah," which translates to, "You have the blood of a thousand Wookies on your hands, you unfeeling, stole-wrapped, two-headed Olsen monster!"
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By SethComment by Old No.7: I think the bigger outrage here, is the fact the Olsen Twins have a star on the Walk of Fame. 5 Responses | Other threads
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Newest Walk Of Fame Enshrinee Glenn Close Makes Out With Her Star
How excited was Glenn Close yesterday to earn immortality on the Walk of Fame? Excited enough to carnally plunge onto Hollywood Blvd., which we take to mean "pretty excited." Get a room, you two. More »
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By STVComment by Leviticus_71: Seriously MIchael Chicklis? Seem like odd bedfellows eh? 4 Responses | Other threads
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Cate Blanchett Closes In On Erik Estrada With Walk Of Fame Star
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button star Cate Blanchett was awarded with that most exclusive of all Hollywood decorations presented within spitting distance of a technicolor-wig store, the Walk of Fame star. There to share in the honor were producer Kathleen Kennedy, Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Crystal Skull director Steven Spielberg, and begoateed Button director himself David Fincher, who in his prepared statement likened Blanchett's luminous beauty and staggering talent to "my second rimjob. My first wasn't so hot, but the second one, I was like, 'OK—I think I get it. Yeah—this is pretty awesome.' That's how I feel about Cate Blanchett. I just get it, and I think she's pretty awesome." More » -
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Bad Vodka Made Worse By Buying Spot on Walk of Fame
There are tragedies and there are tragedies, and while we don't rank Absolut Vodka's purchase of a plaque on the Walk of Fame with, say, domestic Bat-violence, some fork-tongued marketing gnome still must have done a jig in his hot little corner of hell today as word of the sponsorship deal hit the LA Times. For a few hundred grand, Absolut today became a "Friend" of the Walk, complete with a "star-like plaque" near Hollywood and Highland. More »
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By STVComment by gwendemarco: "progressive mix of new age flavors" Absolut LA will taste like gas fumes, spray tanner and failure. more » | Other threads
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James Cameron Inducted Into Canada's Roundaboot Of Fame
While most of you are no doubt well-acquainted with the Hollywood Walk of Fame—that urine-glazed tribute to some of the most beloved celebrities of the modern era, and Ryan Seacrest—you might not be aware that America's maple-shingled roof has a Walk of Fame of its very own. Established in Toronto a decade ago as a place where tourists and proud Canadians alike could gather to marvel at how tiny Rich Little's hands and feet are, Canada's Walk of Fame is, quite characteristically, much tidier and far less impressive than its inspiration. Still, none could deny that is has grown in the ensuing years into the definitive monument to Canadians Who Left Canada To Achieve Actual Success in the United States. More » -
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Angela Bassett received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame today, and if her emotional speech doesn't get you right there, well, you're probably the CEO of a major media corporation or something: "Today my cup runneth over. I am crying now, I cried yesterday and the day before. Who would have thought that a little girl in pigtails from St. Petersburg, Florida, would grow up to find herself gazing at a star with her name on it, on the Hollywood Walk of Fame? This day is so, so special to me." Photo: Getty Images [Yahoo News] -
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Finally, The Munchkins Get Their Star
How in the great and powerful Oz's name it took this long to get the Munchkins a star on the Walk of Fame is beyond us, but today, that wrong was reversed, as seven of the nine surviving diminutive residents of Munchkinland were finally granted their rightful plot on Hollywood's legendary urine-stained road. (They've been especially busy around town lately, with three of them—Jerry Maren, Mickey Carroll and Karl Slover—handing out Dunkin' Donut Munchkin hole treats along with their support to WGA picketers outside NBC.) More » -
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Where In The World Is Hugh Laurie?
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Ricky Martin Beach Towels Out In Force At Walk Of Fame Ceremony
Ricky Martin received a star on the Walk of Fame today, the most illustrious Puerto Rican studcake to be bestowed with that greatest of purchasable Hollywood Chamber of Commerce honors since Eric Estrada flicked his trademarked thumbs-up for the gathered fan. More »
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By SethComment by el smrtmnky: i just keep thinking it's wilmer valderama in that picture on the far left. more » | Other threads
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At first Jamie Foxx's Hollywood Walk of Fame induction ceremony proceeded classily enough, with Foxx noting the pride his deceased grandmother must be feeling over the honor in no way sponsored by Universal's The Kingdom, in a theater near you September 28th. Eventually, though, Foxx's famously irrepressible naughty side took over, and the actor dropped to the sidewalk, dry-humping his slice of Hollywood immortality until his moans of ecstasy drove away most of the tourist crowd that had gathered to watch the event. [Breitbart/Photo: Getty] -
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'AFV' Visionary Gets Walk of Fame Star For Groundbreaking Work In Kicked-In-The-Balls Programming
In just moments, TV producing legend Vin di Bona, who built his America's Funniest Home Videos empire upon thousands of hours of viewer-submitted footage of frail grandmothers tumbling from porch swings and fortuitously camcorded incidents of unexpected testicle trauma, will receive a star on Hollywood Blvd.'s Walk of Fame. More »
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By MarkComment by raincoaster: @Miss d: on the contrary, it proves there IS one: Cthulhu. more » | Other threads
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Legendary Walk Of Fame Reconfigured As Walk Of Sidewalk Potholes
We had always just assumed that the Walk of Fame was untouchable, and that the tourists of tomorrow, strolling down its glittering trails in rocket-boosted sneakers, would enjoy it for generations to come. But today comes the somewhat distressing news that the stars on the 1600 block of Vine—for decades where local homeless could rely on relieving themselves on some of the biggest celebrities of Hollywood's Golden Age— have been temporarily removed to make way for the construction of the W Hotel complex. The LAT reports: More »
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By SethComment by BabylonSister: And this is all taking place because there's just not yet enough traffic in Hollywood, not to mention, there were... more » | Other threads
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Red Sox Tired Of Waiting For Ben Affleck To Get His Own Walk of Fame Star
Later today, angel-faced actor Matt Damon, his knees still lightly bruised from his humble reception of the gift of Grauman's immortality, will receive a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame, an honor in no way connected to the imminent opening of The Bourne Ultimatum, in theaters August 3rd. More » -
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Chewbacca On The Run After Alleged Sexual Assault Of Marilyn Monroe
The all-too-fragile peace of the Hollywood Walk of Fame impersonator community has once again been shattered by an alleged act of character-on-character violence, with Fake Marilyn Monroe accusing Handsy Chewbacca of assaulting her during an otherwise routine tourist shakedown. Reports our local CBS affiliate on the distubring attack of a ersatz American icon sure to rock the Chinese Theatre to its very foundation: More » -
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Just When You Thought Hollywood Couldn't Smell Any Worse
This just in from the Defamer Special Correspondent on Why A Reliably Fragrant Section of Hollywood Smells Even Worse Today: More »
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By MarkComment by Little Mintz Sunshine: I thought it was wafting in from the steaming dung heap that is "On The Lot". more » | Other threads
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Hollywood Walk Of Fame Officially Ponch'd
Erik Estrada can now add another line to his impressive biography: proud recipient of a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. The trailblazing '70s TV heartthrob and current informed consumer and devoted family man accepted the honor this morning, a dutiful Mrs. Ponch at his side, trying his best to keep emotions in check as he explained what having his name immortalized on a patch of Hollywood Blvd. means to him: More »
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By SethComment by Capt.Insano: Just so you can keep them organized, Eric is the one with scaly feet. more » | Other threads
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By SethComment by Creepmouse: "He's strong, he's smart, he's tough, he's vicious, he's violent . . ." Well, he's definitely sporting an expression that says,... more » | Other threads
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Ponch Fanclub Bakesale Finally Raises Enough Money For Walk Of Fame Star
The Walk of Fame committee offered a sneak preview of which famous names will get their own star on Hollywood Blvd. in the coming year, later to be urinated upon countless times by drunk and/or homeless well-wishers. Here's the list:
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By SethComment by el smrtmnky: Sadly, Keef's star can't be placed in front of the spotlight. That's the real tragedy. more » | Other threads
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Crowds Celebrate Giant Pooh On Hollywood Blvd.
We nearly fell off our high chairs and fractured our skulls when we first read the lede to this Reuters story, which was clearly written to trick readers into thinking Andy Dick was getting his own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame:
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Motley Crue Still Laying Flat On Hollywood Blvd.
Motley Crue was immortalized with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame today, ensuring that long after their last surviving member (we're guessing a collagen-and-Botox-pumped Vince Neil) makes his final, ineffectual attempt at entering a groupie, their name will live on. An AP report reminds of us some of the band's less celebratory moments: More » -
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Extra! Shadowy Thugs Boost Gregory Peck's Star! Fake Hollywood Mayor Not A Suspect!
Even after fourteen consecutive hours of intense, good-cop/bad-cop curbside interrogation ("Johnny, Johnny, I just want to help, but my partner here, he's nuts!) about actor Gregory Peck's recently stolen star on the Walk of Fame, LAPD officers couldn't squeeze a confession out of honorary Hollywood mayor Johnny Grant. After a sidelong reference to rusty pliers and fingernails, a shaken Grant did, however, admit that he occasionally spends an entire evening sitting next to Rita Hayworth's star, weeping and drinking a bottle of five-dollar wine from a paper bag.
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By MarkComment by MonkeyinDiapers: Atleast they didn't graverob Peck's crypt from downtown's Our Lady (of the 101) Cathedral Mausoleum. more » | Other threads
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