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more about #defamer more comments → Airvault: "Ponyo loves Akon!!" more » Steverino Begins: It's okay, we will forgive you. Just promise me one thing. Look at yourself in the mirror and say, "I will never ever ever review another movie withou... more » limber: "In some way, I'll figure out later, we can claim this was a moral victory. " Never give up! Never surrender! more » bess marvin, girl detective: well there's your problem. titantic as the worst film ever made? talk about non-funny hyperbole. more » Mike Jahn: I don't know if I can take one more SciFi iteration of the Hero's Quest. Didn't Joseph Campbell die? That said, I will probably embrace the movie for... more » phlox✔: Avatard!!!! more » drunkexpatwriter: I just saw a sneak preview of it and it is beyond amazing. I've never seen anything even visually close to it. The entire audience was silent during ... more » kithkin: I'm hoping 3 is Kristen Bell but Christina Applegate makes sense too. But really! Veronica Mars! more » manchops: Okay. So where's the apology for your item "Why do they keep putting Sandra Bullock in Movies?" you ran a few months ago? Ummm, because she's the hig... more » LolpantsofArabia: I'm still going to see it tomorrow. And I still expect it to suck. more » KikiCanuck: If you can patent sex positions, I think that Kenan Thompson should think about doing it for The Jabberwocky. more » KikiCanuck: I'm not sure whether I am more disturbed by the idea of Avatar not sucking, or by the adoption of the Royal We in this post. more » cpjones: I still have no desire to see it. more » Baroness: "..our dread on memories of Titanic — which we still hold was the worst film ever made .." If you honestly think that Titanic was literally the wor... more » Niko Bellic: It looks like the trailers for Avatar are set to become the worst trailers in the history of trailers. There is not a single person who liked the tra... more » -
#lookout
When Twihards Attack: A Compendium of New Moon Fans' Brawls and Molestations
A brawl over a Robsessed poster leaves one hospitalized. A middle-aged man is at large after biting a teen girl's neck. Schoolyard attacks plague innocent children. Where are our vampire-protectors when we really need them? (updated)
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#vampires
Robert Pattinson Needs NYPD Police Protection From Bloodthirsty Teenage Girls
Twilight's Robert Pattinson works with fictional teenage vampires professionally. Little did he know the rabid, bloodsucking adolescent desperation he'd invite by taking the gig. NYPD sources now claim that the cops are looking to take over his overwhelmed security detail. More »

