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more about #defamer more comments → daveyjonesisdead: Hmmm. I thought all those publications were a way for Nielsen to upsell research, etc. What happened? #hollywoodreporter more » NYM: For some sick reason, I have always found Steven Tyler to be super ugly-sexy. #aerosmith more » DennyCrane: That's okay. Nikki will just revise the article, and it will be like nothing ever happened. #hollywoodreporter more » DahlELama: Well I, apparently the only person left on Gawker who cares, am very pleased to hear it. Toxic Twins 4eva! #aerosmith more » Heneage: #1: Hugh Jackman; his wife does look a bit man-ish. #gossip more » TheSometimesWhy: Thanks to Steven Tyler, the federal government has now created a new bureaucracy: the Department of Who-Gives-A-Rabid-Rat's-Ass. #aerosmith more » Beau Nerd: I, motherfucker, am the rainbow. Great. Now Liv gets to find out from some second-hand blog that her dad is gay. Will he never learn? #aerosmith more » StonedAndDethroned: I have a friend who was invited to a party in L.A. She was told it would be at the residence of someone whose name she did not recognize. Let's say fo... more » SuperBien: 1. Scientologist toothy guy that jumped up and down on Oprah's couch and starred in Top Gun. Duh. 2. Brit Ishman + Yolanda from MILF Island. 3. Vinc... more » AndPreciousLittleofThat: You sure you don't mean Bert Lahr? #gossip more » secretagentman: Jada's pretty boyish. #gossip more » drunkexpatwriter: Now we know why Katie Holmes got her hair cut short. #gossip more » unclevanya: They will limp along with him until next spring and fulfill the contract, mainly because they have no other new programming to replace it. The point o... more » Magister: I believe the Leno Experiment has not only eliminated NBC at ten, but it has probably dragged down their nine o'clock shows and has negatively effecte... more » PandoraSpocks: I've watched it. And I cannot believe that some network asshole thought this would work AND someone else signed off on it for five nights a week. Whe... more » -
#fridayfuntime
'Milkyrie' Faithfully Recreates Plot to Assassinate Gay-Rights-Advocating Hitler
It's Friday, and that means one thing: It's Defamer Friday Funtime! Wherein we share something completely stupid with you in the hopes that it will make you smile, possibly kickstarting a weekend of savage self-abuse. More » -
#valkyrie
The Germans Love 'Valkyrie'!
The debate over Valkyrie's box-office viability has tempered since its plunge from the post-holiday Top 10. But while it's barely broken even at home, it managed a stunning Euro groundswell over the weekend. More » -
#scientology
Tom Cruise Comes Face-To-Mask With 'Anonymous'
Tom Cruise has finally been confronted by the one red carpet presence more troublesome than Billy Bush: The anti-Scientology, V for Vendetta-masked group known as "Anonymous." More » -
#valkyrie
Vengeful Gossip Bashes 'Tom Cruise's Nazi Apologia': An Annotated Guide
We knew Fox News gossip and mortal Tom Cruise enemy Roger Friedman was upset last week when MGM denied him an advance look at Valkyrie. Today, he exacted his mouthbreathing, error-packed and all-around vicious revenge. -
#fridaymorningboxoffice
The Butterscotch Puppy: A Christmas Miracle!
We hope Santa brought everything you wanted (Wii porn), and nothing you didn't (tongue cancer, American Apparel giftcards). Your B.O., followed by the Top 5 Chinese Dishes Consumed Later by the Jews Who Saw Them: -
#defamerattractions
Your Favorite Stars Join Holiday Box-Office Fight to the Death
Welcome back to Defamer Attractions, your regular guide to everything new, noteworthy and/or mortifying at the movies. This week: Hollywood gets stuck in your chimney delivering Benjamin Button and four other holiday blockbuster hopefuls. -
#fizzles
It's Official. Jimmy Kimmel And Tom Cruise Have Zero Chemistry.
There's something extremely wrong with this exchange between Jimmy Kimmel and Tom Cruise, and we're inclined not to pin it all on Tom. -
#moneymatters
MGM Pours $70 Million Into Making You Care About 'Valkyrie'
Valkyrie is recovering reasonably well from the crippling stroke of bad publicity that nearly killed it earlier this year. But only part of that is due to slightly better-than-average word on the street. -
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#cruisinusa
Tom Cruise Reveals Long-Held Murderous Fantasy to Mario Lopez
Tom Cruise continues to bring the weirdness on his Valkyrie press tour, so why should Extra's Mario Lopez be spared? -
#tomcruise
Everything Tom Cruise Knows About Bush, He Learned From the 'Today' Teleprompter
Tom Cruise reunited with Matt Lauer on the Today Show this morning, and fortunately for the audience, Cruise's strategy appeared to be, "Bring the crazy up front and as early as possible." -
#shortends
Touch Dong's Body
· After hearing Dong-won Kim's rendition of Mariah's "Touch My Body," all other takes, including the original, instantly fade away. Enjoy. [Thanks to Dave Holmes for this one.]
