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Val's Your Bacchus King
Val Kilmer will preside over the Krewe of Bacchus parade that strolls through New Orleans two days before Mardi Gras, blissfully intoxicated on a heady mixture of beignet creme and boxed wine. More »
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New Mexico Gov. Val Kilmer To Offer Attractive Tax Incentives To Productions Willing To Cast Him
Amazingly, Norm Coleman's wafer-thin lead over Al Franken in Minnesota's Senate race continues to erode, with the latest numbers suggesting the former SNL star now trails his Republican foe by exactly one-half vote. (The single ballot bears a crescent moon inside a GOP circle, accompanied by the perplexing message, "It's Norm Tonight!"). In other celebrity-career-change news, Val Kilmer—yes, the Val Kilmer, soon to be seen as a Dorff-hunting mercenary out to avenge the assassination of a President Palin-alike in an NBC movie of the week—has informed Pomeranian-herding gossipsaur Cindy Adams that he plans on running for the governorship of New Mexico: More » -
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Uncannily Palinesque President to Be Assassinated in New NBC Miniseries
Perhaps we spoke too soon emphasizing Tina Fey's status as our go-to Sarah Palin doppelganger, but we never really spotted an alternative that signaled the same hair-up, hockey-mom charm radiated by the Alaska governor. Until today, that is, and how's this for context: According to NBC's Web site, its fall miniseries/video game adaptation XIII "begins dramatically as the first female U.S. President is shot dead by a sniper during her Veteran's Day speech." It was a classy-enough touch to anticipate Hillary Clinton's candidacy, we suppose, but casting Mimi Kuzyk as doomed Palin-lookalike Sally Sheridan was just prescience gone spectacularly wrong. The enlarged photo follows the jump. More » -
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Matthew Perry's Latest Flirting Technique Includes 'Elephant Penis' Jokes
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Comment by LittleMissPartlyCloudy: Why is it that suddenly "famous" folk like Krasinski always seem to also suddenly turn into pricks? Dude needs to... more » | Other threads
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Kate Bosworth: 'No Sober Sex Scenes For Me, Thankyouverymuch'
This may shock many of you, but we've been hearing rumors for years that giving girls a few drinks can make them feel more romantically adventurous. And, according to People, this very rumor was put into action when 21 star Kate Bosworth shot her love scenes with co-star Jim Sturgess. As she recently admitted at a New York screening, "We were both so drunk...Jim and I became such good friends, we decided to have a couple of drinks, loosen up and go for it." Which got us thinking: seeing as how Kate's been required to do the whole sex scene thing with quite a few actors over they years, what other combination of sedatives, drugs and drinks must she have had to pop and sip in order to get down and dirty with the likes of James Van Der Beek and (gulp) Kevin Spacey? More »
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Comment by MrRewrite: you're so mean to kevin; he walks his dog really late in parks known for cruising, is that so bad?... more » | Other threads
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Note To Lisa Marie Presley: You're Not The First Star To Be Called 'Fat' By A Magazine
Newly pregnant Lisa Marie Presley is filing a lawsuit against our favorite celebrity body part attacking rag, The Daily Mail, after they reported their disapproval of just how much junk she's packing in her trunk these days. And while the Mail's use of "packing on the pounds" and "gained weight just like her father Elvis" isn't the nicest way to describe her, we've heard much worse over the years. From Val Kilmer ("Batman To Fatman!") to Kirstie Alley ("Too Fat For Sex!"), we rounded up some of the nastier cover stories and worst beach body analyses to put poor Lisa Marie's hormone-filled mind at ease. More »
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Comment by Miss d: Poor bitch was married to Michael Jackson, forchristssakes, the after-shock has probably just got to her... more » | Other threads
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'Us' Calls Out Fatties With Their 'Hunk To Chunk' Photographic Retrospective
For the first time in recorded history, we actually felt sorry for poor chubster Kevin Federline yesterday. After all, as those golfing pictures revealed, that he's now sporting a Buddha big enough to hamper his golf swing. But apparently the slideshow-happy folks at Us Weekly didn't share our sympathies; in the wake of the revelation of Fat K-Fed, they've posted a slideshow featuring other formerly thin celebs who've gone from "hunk to chunk" in recent years. But being the stubborn argumentative types that we are, we're going to have to disagree with their take on all of these pound-packers' alleged downfalls. Sure, Clay Aiken's no prize these days (was he ever?), and Alec Baldwin certainly looked sexier in Glengarry Glen Ross than he currently does on 30 Rock, but a few members of Us' Fatso Club actually look far hotter with some extra meat on their bones. Our rebuttals, with pictorial evidence, after the jump. More »
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Comment by chuchobaby: what about jack black? or chris farley? (Yeah, i know he's dead, but he had his blowup phase) more » | Other threads
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Comment by Miss d: I haven't seen that much pork on the trot since Mama Cass choked on a ham sandwich... more » | Other threads
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Val Kilmer Replaces Will Arnett As Voice Of K.I.T.T. Due To Conflict Of Truck-Pimping Interest
In an unexpected development sure to rock the sentient-sportscar-voiceover world, Variety reports NBC has announced that it's had to make an 11th hour substitution in its casting of KITT for the network's soon-to-debut Knight Rider movie, rushing last-minute savior Val Kilmer (Val Kilmer!) into the studio to redo all of the dialogue already recorded by outgoing Mustang-inhabitor Will Arnett. More »
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By MarkComment by MNightDayLewis: Did GMC have any issue with GOB's fondness for the Segway? Someone please save and leak Will as Kitt to... more » | Other threads
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'National Enquirer' Reminds Us That Celebrities Drown Their Holiday Sorrows In Eggnog And Fruitcake, Just Like Us!
Predating the rest of the tabloid-come-latelys by many decades has given rack-based supermarket literature giant National Enquirer the clear advantage in the art of front-page editing: Whereas a lesser publication might have focused their special yo-yoing celebrity physique issue on one or two studies, perhaps cheapening the proceedings with a disparaging reference to "Jennifer Love Saddlebags," the Enquirer instead gives us a breathtaking mosaic comprised of famous-fatso body parts, accompanied by captions that make clever use of familiar references—"From 'Batman' to Fatman!" and "20 more pounds - Not a good thing!" standing out in particular. More » -
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Val Kilmer Opts Not To Don A Hitler Moustache For 'Hebrew Hammer' Sequel
The conviction with which delightfully eccentric actor Val Kilmer delves into his roles is the stuff of Hollywood legend—the stories from the set of The Doors alone could fill a book, such as the time he climbed naked onto a buffet spread, and, channeling Jim Morrison, proceeded to smear low-fat cream cheese on his privates while declaring himself the "Craft Services King." There's no telling, then, what Kilmer could have done with the part of Adolph Hitler, a role he was set to play in the sequel to The Hebrew Hammer, before mysteriously pulling out: More »
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By SethComment by deusdiabolus: I wonder if Mario Van Peebles is coming back? /actually owns it on DVD more » | Other threads
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Your Apathy About Live Earth Is Destroying Our Planet
· Dennis Hopper, Nathan Lane, Kelsey Grammer, Stanley Tucci, and George Lopez join the cast of Swing Vote, the "populist" comedy in which a presidential election hilariously rests on Kevin Costner's ballot. [Variety] More »
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By MarkComment by dirtypillows: NBC's local coverage of Live Earth in NYC was the best. It showed a lot of drunken frat boys tailgating... more » | Other threads
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Badly Timed Publicity To Distract From Media-Shy Documentarian's Message
· Michael Moore finds himself in trouble with the Treasury...because of the sure-to-be controversial documentary on the U.S. healthcare system he's got coming out soon! How will he ever promote the movie with all this unwanted publicity swirling around him? More »
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By MarkComment by raincoaster: And when he has his heart attack and realizes he's been dumped by his insurer, he'll move to Canada like... more » | Other threads
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defamer
In The End, Val Kilmer Would Pinch A Loaf, And Order Would Be Restored To A Tense Set
The peace of a quiet Echo Park household was shattered early this morning, when a harried representative of a local movie shoot came bearing news of an emergency unfolding on the the nearby set of Columbus Day: Val Kilmer, the frantic crew member would reveal, had no place to poop. Reports TMZ: More » -
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Hollywood PrivacyWatch: A Dapper Jeremy Piven Strolls Along Cahuenga With Leggy Friend In Tow
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By MarkComment by Trailer Park: Anyone else here feel that those cavemen from the Geico commercials resemble what it would look like if Val impregnated... more » | Other threads
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Hollywood PrivacyWatch: Uma Thurman Devotes 45 Minutes To Consuming Single Gyro
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are posted several times a week, and the millionth sighting wins a Cavalier—so send them in often! Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line) and let everyone know about the time you spotted Debbie Downer finding nothing to complain about at Mozza. More »
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By SethComment by The Fabulous Thelma Todd: okay, everyone... - I'm tired of hearing how beautiful everyone looked, "in a natural way". I want to hear... more » | Other threads
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Help Put Val Kilmer's Kids Through College With Your Condiment Purchases
Former matinee idol turned gracefully aging crackpot Val Kilmer has patterned a plan for a small organic food business after Paul Newman's hugely successful line of Newman's Own specialty foods. But unlike the "over $200 million" from sales of salad dressings and marinara sauce donated by the blue-eyed screen legend to various causes over the years, Kilmer would have a reporter believe that he plans on funneling every cent of his own profits to his pet charity: himself. More »
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By SethComment by The Gen X Eurotrash Jetsetter Club: I wonder if he was classmates with Brian Atene?? Now THAT'S a guy I would trust to make my... more » | Other threads
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The Iceman Ageth
For many Val Kilmer fans, the onetime matinee idol will always be that shirtless, bronzed god, frozen in mid-air as he spikes a volleyball aimed at Tom Cruise's head. It's hard to reconcile that image with this photo, published in today's London Daily Mirror, of a Stetson-wearing Kilmer taking a leisurely stroll in Malibu, just moments after having unhinged his lower jaw and swallowed a baby sea lion frolicking a few meters from shore. But for one sharp-eyed Defamer reader, this plus-sized, cowboy Val comes as no surprise: More » -
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Hollywood PrivacyWatch: Garry Shandling Loved By Blacks
Because we realize that a "Lindsay Lohan falling head-first down the stairs of the Chateau" spotting can only be fully enjoyed when served at its peak freshness, we are now committed to publishing reader-submitted PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings several times a week. Send yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line) and let everyone know about the time you saw Keanu Reeves and Tate Donovan on a double date at the Hollywood Bowl. More »
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By SethComment by Bon Jour, Pee Wee: For some reason I thought it was Tommy Lee Jones while reading those 40 Deuce comments. How funny. Makes it... more » | Other threads
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