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more about #defamer more comments → manchops: You hit it on the head about the walking thing. I'd actually go so far as to argue that it's only in New York where it doesn't even occur to you not t... more » MissNormaDesmond: This is hilarious. HILARIOUS! It makes my damn day. By the way, I worked down the street from what's now their building for years, and parking at t... more » fatmonalisa: 3. This is Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr. When they hooked up last year the PR teams spun it like they were the new coupling. She was into it and he w... more » Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: I have hot tickets to her show at the Gomorrah Civic Center. more » mexiback: The girl is always doing this kinda stuff... like she's encouraged to be sexy or something. Very creepy. more » britneyspearstears: I was around this age when I first heard the song, "Me So Horny." I sang it for the babysitter, who replied with a very stern look and an explanation ... more » Z und Vielpunkt's chick: I googled "piven hair" and this was the first result: [news.makemeheal.com] more » DennyCrane: 1) It's Charlie, not Robert. I don't think Robert was known for the expensive hooker thing as much as Charlie was. 2) Jeremy Piven 3) all of them 4) E... more » Cam/ron: Meh, my second grade classmates and I sang George Michael's "I Want Your Sex" on the school bus whenever it came on the radio. We had no idea what the... more » DahlELama: "Not Blake Lively" sounds like Leighton Meester and Sebastian Stan. The rest of the item, however, does not, so... Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron? It's... more » cpjones: 1. Charlie Sheen (too easy) 2. Jeremy Piven (too easy) 3. Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christenson 4. Matt Lauer 5. I dunno 6. All of them. more » NotChoinski: 1. Sure-luck Holmes. 2. Piven 3. All of them 4. Fox & friends 5. That McDonalds with really popular ball-filled pit. (clue: Meat-packing) 6. Mo... more » blix: 4. Chet Huntley, playah. more » momof3wildkids: 1 Charlie Sheen? more » Penscribe: And, well, in the 80s I was singing Pour Some Sugar on Me. The kid has no idea what she's singing. Yawn! more » -
#plottwist
Pulp Fiction Screenwriter Tweets From Jail, Ends Up Re-Imprisoned
Jailhouse tweets: harrowing, educational, and a bad idea if you're dodging the terms of your sentence. In the midst of his prison term for a fatal DUI, Roger Avary blew the whistle on his own short-lived accidental freedom via Twitter. More » -
#celebritycomputerscience
Ellen Exploits Twitter's Lists for Fun and Profit
The "lists" feature Twitter just rolled out has been swiftly repurposed by the celebrity-industrial complex to pump up the accounts of tweeters like Ellen DeGeneres. Lists show celebrities exactly who can send them followers. And thus who to spam. More » -
#conspiracytheories
Is Twitter Conspiring with Celebrities to Delete Your Mean Tweets?
Blogger Mickey Kaus likes to send nastygrams to famous people, on Twitter, when the mood strikes him. And yet these messages sometimes disappear from Twitter search, despite the microblogging service's well-established technical competence. Mere coincidence — ha! — or conspiracy? More » -
#urbananthropology
Jonathan Ames Learns What Twitter's Good For
Twitter's not all narcissistic minutiae and celebrity retweets: Jonathan Ames used it to obtain a TV, from his employer, via "whining." More » -
#shutuptwitter
Shrek 4 Audio Booth Secrets Are the First Casualties of Hollywood's War on Twitter
Last week, we reported that Hollywood has begun taking steps to wipe out the first outbreak of free-speech showbiz has seen since the Hays Code, eradicating the threat of stars communicating directly to the pubic via Twitter. More » -
#shutuptwitter
Why Twitter Scares the Hell Out of Hollywood
While most of the world is latching onto Twitter as a lifeline to break through the media clutter in desperate times, an increasing number in Hollywood are seeing it as something else entirely; a threat to everything they hold precious. More » -
#rumormongering
Has Bilson Tweeted Christensen Heartbreak?
Start the gossip trains, because blank-looking Rachel Bilson, who's engaged to Hayden Christensen, just tweeted "James Blunt — Goodbye, My Lover," which is one of those horribly sad breakup songs. Is their attractive love dead? We want answers! Update... More » -
#celebrityscience
The Kingmakers of Twitter Celebrity
Pee Wee Herman had more than 40,000 followers within 24 hours of joining Twitter. An organic phenomenon? Hardly: He had a PR agency known for its celebrity "Twitter boot camp" on his side. And they taught him some secrets. More » -
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#twitter
Tracy Morgan Joins Medium Designed Expressly for Him
Tracy Morgan joined Twitter. Like, mere hours ago. The microblogging service is the perfect forum for a man known for his entertainingly insane 30 Rock non-sequiturs. Plus, there's already a thriving Twitter sub-culture devoted to Morgan sightings. They are gifts. More » -
#sadthings
Elizabeth Taylor's Heart Surgery Tweets Are the Death Knell for Old Hollywood
Today, Elizabeth Taylor twittered that she was entering the hospital for some experimental heart surgery. That one of the last bastion of old Hollywood superstardom made the announcement on Twitter makes us face some harsh realities. More » -
#jobs
How To Get Fired For Twittering: Waiter Edition
Jon-Barrett Ingels was fired as a waiter thanks in large part to Jane Adams. The co-star of HBO's Hung couldn't pay her check, then failed to tip when she did. The waiter complained on Twitter; Smith complained to his boss. More » -
#twitter
British Twitter Lord's Email Slip
Actor Stephen Fry, the Oprah Winfrey of British Twitterers, accidentally tweeted his personal email address and is reportedly besieged with unsolicited e-mails. Oh, hell's teeth. Arse, poo and widdle! -
#twitter
Confused Justine Bateman Attacks 'Human Waste' on Tumblr
The internet continues to baffle and comically anger Justine Bateman. The Family Ties star and manic blogger is calling people "shithead" and "human waste" for spamming her Twitter homepage, unaware she's seeing a new feature announced over a month ago.
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#domesticviolence
Tila Tequila Abandons Twitter in Merriman War
Oh, good! Tila Tequila took our advice. After using her virtual power to slam Shawne Merriman, whom she accused of choking her, Tequila's abandoning one of her many internet platforms and letting a professional do the dirty, image-saving work. More » -
#domesticviolence
Tila Tequila's Twitter Attacks Not Best Idea
Tila Tequila has mastered technological self-promotion. It helped her infect popular culture. Now, in the wake of her domestic violence drama with football player Shawn Merriman, she's back in the saddle to defend her name. But she really shouldn't. More » -
#feuds
There Are No Winners in Perez Hilton and Demi Moore's Twitter Fight
Demi Moore's 15-year-old daughter Tallulah was snapped revealing some underage cleavage on hipster nightlife site The Cobrasnake. So, internet cockroach Perez Hilton posted it. Now they're going on about it on Twitter in a fight they both can only lose. More » -
#lovehate
Legal Briefs Are Courtney Love's Method of Choice for Defamation
The grunge princess has long terrorized the world and the English language with her ramblings on MySpace and Twitter. She's the first celeb sued saying something on Twitter, but now the fight is getting personal—and ugly! More » -
#hollywood
Is This the Summer of Death for Movie Stars?
What's happened to America's movie stars in the summer of 2009? A slew of boldface names have opened films this summer and most of them have tanked hard. Some people are blaming Twitter, but the answer is really quite simple. More » -
#marketing
Who to Blame When Your Terrible Movie Flops? Twitter.
Hollywood studios failed to hoodwink the moviegoing public into seeing recent stinkers like G.I. Joe and Brüno. But don't blame overpaid movie executives. Blame Twitter! The microblogging startup is apparently breaking the entire celebrity-industrial complex over its knee like particleboard. More » -
#vegasbabyvegas
Behold, the Vortex of Douchebaggery Captured in A Single Photograph
Jeremy Piven, Dane Cook and Kid Rock all went out in Vegas together and took a picture to document the fun times, which they then posted to Twitter. Prepare to moisten when you click through!
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