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more about #defamer more comments → bess marvin, girl detective: well there's your problem. titantic as the worst film ever made? talk about non-funny hyperbole. more » Mike Jahn: I don't know if I can take one more SciFi iteration of the Hero's Quest. Didn't Joseph Campbell die? That said, I will probably embrace the movie for... more » phlox✔: Avatard!!!! more » drunkexpatwriter: I just saw a sneak preview of it and it is beyond amazing. I've never seen anything even visually close to it. The entire audience was silent during ... more » kithkin: I'm hoping 3 is Kristen Bell but Christina Applegate makes sense too. But really! Veronica Mars! more » manchops: Okay. So where's the apology for your item "Why do they keep putting Sandra Bullock in Movies?" you ran a few months ago? Ummm, because she's the hig... more » LolpantsofArabia: I'm still going to see it tomorrow. And I still expect it to suck. more » KikiCanuck: If you can patent sex positions, I think that Kenan Thompson should think about doing it for The Jabberwocky. more » KikiCanuck: I'm not sure whether I am more disturbed by the idea of Avatar not sucking, or by the adoption of the Royal We in this post. more » cpjones: I still have no desire to see it. more » Baroness: "..our dread on memories of Titanic — which we still hold was the worst film ever made .." If you honestly think that Titanic was literally the wor... more » Niko Bellic: It looks like the trailers for Avatar are set to become the worst trailers in the history of trailers. There is not a single person who liked the tra... more » Mo MoDo: Somebody drank the blue colored Kool Ade. more » BullfightsOnAcid: Richard, I really thought your Avatar bashing was very extreme. Defamer has always been full of cynicism but you were dancing on the Avatar grave befo... more » Awesome X: I'm glad to see this. Now let's start bashing "Sherlock Holmes." That looks awful, like a steampunk "Pirates of the Caribbean." Gah. more » -
#lookout
When Twihards Attack: A Compendium of New Moon Fans' Brawls and Molestations
A brawl over a Robsessed poster leaves one hospitalized. A middle-aged man is at large after biting a teen girl's neck. Schoolyard attacks plague innocent children. Where are our vampire-protectors when we really need them? (updated)
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#traderoundup
The Vampires Are Coming! Lock Up Your Checkbooks
In a few months, after New Moon leaves the theaters, we will celebrate the milestone of being halfway through our national Twilight journey, with only two more films to go. But first we have to get through this weekend. More » -
#traderoundup
New Moon's Obliteration of All Media Begins Today
We hope 2012 is enjoying its 15 minutes. Sure the movie had a humongous weekend at the box office, but even a Mayan-prophesied can not withstand an assault by a certain group of of teenage vampires. More » -
#twilight
Twilight's PR Campaign Threatens to Burn America to the Ground
With just weeks to go until the debut of New Moon, the second installment of the Twilight series, Summit Entertainment, the film's distributor, is clearly playing with fire. More » -
#traderoundup
As Vivendi Fiddles, Hollywood Awaits Big Shake-Up (or Shake-Down)
Nothing that excites Hollywood more than the thought of a studio changing hands; the implications spilling down over a generation of executives and deals might be completely incomprehensible from this distance, but they are darn exciting. More » -
#72daystoinewmooni
Meaning of Existence Debated After Release of New Twilight Stills
At this hour, the survival of the internet remains in doubt after the release of a new still from the upcoming Twilight film New Moon caused teenage girls to flood chat boards and fan sites worldwide. More » -
#80daystonewmoon
Authorities on Alert for Civil Unrest as Twilight Stars Turn to Nudity
Whatever government agency is in charge of monitoring rioting by hysterical teenage girls went onto high alert today with the release of information about nudity (full and sorta) from two stars of the Twilight series. More » -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Angie Humiliates Brad; Sarah Palin Plots Divorce
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret assists in deciphering the secret codes in the weekly tabloids. The job was easier this week, as OK! could not be found on stands. Humiliation, divorce and nude pix rumors ahead. [Jezebel] -
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#scandal
Twilight Scribe Accused of Plagiarizing Other Vampire Novel
Attorneys for an author named Jordan Scott have fired off a cease and desist letter to Hachette Book Group claim that Breaking Down, the fourth book in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series, ripped off major storylines from Scott's book, The Nocturne. More » -
#vampires
Robert Pattinson Needs NYPD Police Protection From Bloodthirsty Teenage Girls
Twilight's Robert Pattinson works with fictional teenage vampires professionally. Little did he know the rabid, bloodsucking adolescent desperation he'd invite by taking the gig. NYPD sources now claim that the cops are looking to take over his overwhelmed security detail. More » -
#traderoundup
Hollywood's Sleepy Eyed Men Ruin Everything!
Paul Giamatti ruined Twilight. Director Paul Haggis inexplicably continues to get work. The Watchmen ruins Nic Cage's DVD's dominance. Howard Zinn ruins Matt Damon or vice-versa. More » -
#geeksonparade
The 10 Things From Comic-Con You Need To Know
Why bother going to San Diego for Comic-Con when you can just sit in your living room and read all the good coverage of it! Now, when you talk to your nerdy sci-fi friends, you won't look like an idiot. More » -
#geeklove
Why Wiccans and Virgins Can't Be Friends
A source working at Comic Con tells us that organizers are purposefully putting Avatar events far from Twilight events because they fear a melee between the Fanboys and TweenGirls. Hopefully there will be enough More » -
#marketing
Harry Potter Does Not Get Its Romantic Ideals from Twilight, Thank You Very Much
Supernatural-obsessed youngsters are delicate creatures to cater to. Just ask the producers of Harry Potter and Twilight. The juggernauts often square off in ideological combat, but when it comes to their movies, they mostly stay far away from each other. More » -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Michael's Drug & eBay Addiction; Twilight Star Put In Box
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, where instead of Duck Duck Goose, it's Michael, Michael, Michael, Michael, Twilight. Margaret assists in the deconstruction of Star, Us, In Touch, Life & Style and Ok!, after the jump. [Jezebel] -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Twins Are Sick; Real Housewife Sex Tape Secrets
Welcome back to Midweek Madness! It's been a long time since every single magazine had a different main image. Inside? Mostly the same old bullshit. We did learn new details about Angelina's babies, Aniston's date and a Gosselin tell-all book. [Jezebel] -
#traderoundup
Sam Weir, Omar Little, and Don Draper Walk Into a Bar...
Young people do extraordinary things in Hollywood, and make, I'm assuming, extraordinary money. Some good news about television, plus some bad news. And a film wins a very deserving prize. More » -
#fandemonium
Twilight Trailer Reaction Videos Will Ring In Our Ears Forever
You thought those American Idol reaction vids were bad? Oh honey, no. You haven't seen anything until you've seen fans reacting, on camera, to the teaser for New Moon, the next Twilight twinklevamp movie. They're... loud. More » -
#traderoundup
If They Make Footloose With Sparklevampires You Will Be In Heaven
Today we have some bad news about Footloose, some good news about The Fighter, and some unexpected surprises from old friends. More » -
#traderoundup
When Will Cameron Diaz Be Eaten By Vampires?
Today Cannes gets a bit clearer, a comedy haus has opened, Cameron Diaz continues to invade your multiplex, another Twilight movie staggers along, and Straw Dogs gets remade. More »
