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more about #defamer more comments → heywhat: Tucker, just be a man and admit that the movie was a failure b/c it sucked. Stop trying to make yourself into artiste who made a great work of art th... more » TheUptightMidwesterner: I hate to break it to you Tucker, but outside of a few Frat boys, nobody in Middle America knows who the hell you are. Your Coastal types just hate yo... more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Thank you. This is a very intelligent, educational post. But why are you so mean to a poopy nobody? more » VioletViolet: I do understand what he means about Fox Searchlight watering down the movie for mass appeal. However, if by bringing in a "bird" he's using Swingin' S... more » OHymenMyHymen: I repeat my statement- add a scene in which Tucker is repeatedly sodomized by a subway turnstile and I can get that film to $50 million with my eyes c... more » Magister: Carbondale (Il) has a large university and they list Jenny McCarthy and Jim Belushi among their most famous alumni. If there ever was a market for Max... more » ShanghaiLil: I blame you, Gawker Media. You did it. Congratulations, and keep up the good work. more » CumaeanSibyl: Maybe try not calling your movie something that most theaters won't put on the marquee. I mean, once you get past the "Tucker Max Presents" problem. more » unclevanya: 1. Brangelina 2. NPH and Harry Morgan 3. Deanna Durbin more » econdave: 3. Debbie Gibson. So much for "I Think We're Alone Now". more » Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate: I almost joined the WOW widow club- (yes, there is a term for this). I solved it by taking the modem to work and leaving it there for a month. more » CODiva: I have the opposite to the "O no!" reaction. OWN is a much bigger platform for her than a daily talk show, even with all of its reach and amazing exte... more » A Message To Rudy: 2. David Boreanaz and John Ratzenberger more » Tremonius: If the `spawn of a former Yahoo CEO' demands of a bouncer "just fucking Google me, you dumb fuck" then the search wars are already lost, and Microsof... more » A Message To Rudy: 3. Poor Deanna Durbin. more » -
#trailers
Awful Looking Nic Cage Remake May Find an Audience After All!
Remember how you emailed a friend that trailer for some failed movie? One that by all appearances looked like a total misfire and couldn't get a distributor? Even though thespian powerhouse Nic Cage was the lead? Remember how you laughed? More » -
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For Your Consideration! October Oscar Movies
As lazy August gnaws at our edges, we can start expecting at least one thing: Autumn Oscar-candidate trailers. We've got two for you today! There's the much-ballyhooed An Education, a stuffy British trifle, and Amelia, a string-tugging biopic. More » -
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Would You Take Patton Oswalt Seriously For a Sec?
In the the upcoming film Big Fan, comedian Patton Oswalt makes his dramatic-lead star-turn as an obsessive sports fan whose chance encounter with his hero unexpectedly ends in violence. Does that sound bad? The trailer looks surprisingly good! More » -
#trailerpark
Where the Cool Kids Are
There's finally a trailer out for Spike Jonze's long-delayed Where the Wild Things Are. It looks intriguing, and ought to appeal to those hipster 10-year-olds you know who already dress better than you. More » -
#trailerpark
Public Enemies Makes Us Want to Shoot Bankers, Too
Everyone's mad at the banks these days, because they've robbed us blind, and now they're holding their hands out wanting some more, please. So it's a perfect time for Johnny Depp as bank-robber John Dillinger. More » -
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HD 'Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen' Trailer Makes For Better-Looking Nonsense
Almost satisfied with the pirated explodeyness of last Friday's bootlegged Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen trailer, but not so hot on the cell-phone grain corrupting Michael Bay's $220 million spectacle? You're in luck! More » -
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John Travolta Refocuses Violent-Trailer Attention On NYC
Trailer day continues at Defamer with a glimpse at John Travolta's latest firearm-toting, urban-obliterator role in the upcoming remake of The Taking of Pelham 123. More » -
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Sanitized Trailer Scrubs Humor From 'Observe And Report'
We're on the record anticipating Seth Rogen's mall-cop comedy Observe and Report as the moody anti-Blart for thinking adults. But the new green-band trailer has us wondering if Warners has us all fooled. More » -
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#cinema
Inglourious Basterds: It's Grindhouse in
The first teaser for Quentin Tarantino's new WWII movie Inglourious Basterds is out. I love Tarantino and have a strange affinity for WWII movies, so why am I so... disappointed? More »SpaceFrance! -
#michellewilliams
Natalie Portman And Michelle Williams In: Scenes From A Catfight
If you've ever yearned to see Natalie Portman and Michelle Williams writhe on top of each other, you're in luck: so has Roman Polanski, and he filmed it. More » -
#trailers
Seth Rogen's Anti-Blart Shines In NSFW 'Observe and Report' Trailer
The NSFW redband trailer for Seth Rogen's Observe and Report resolves a few lingering issues around the rapidly developing mall-cop comedy subgenre. First up: "Comedy" might be stretching things. More » -
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Tomorrow's In-Flight Viewing Today, Starring Matthew McConaughey
The good news for Matthew McConaughey: His forthcoming romcom Ghosts of Girlfriends Past is certain to debut to at least 200 times the opening gross of his singular flop Surfer, Dude. The bad news? More » -
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Rape-Revenge Classic Updated With Terrifying Score By Starbucks
There's ultimately no point in dreading the remake of Wes Craven's vicious, still-shocking 1972 thriller Last House on the Left, even despite a new trailer bringing to mind torture porn by way of Restoration Hardware. More » -
#watchmen
Newest 'Watchmen' Trailer Has An Aggrieved Warner Bros. Turning Japanese
Fox and Warner Bros. may currently be locked in a fanboy-torturing Watchmen legal battle, but that isn't going to stop WB from releasing Watchmen's final, full trailer...in Japan. More » -
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Jason Statham Fights Corey Haim's Mullet to the Death in 'Crank 2'
We'd say the new redband trailer for Crank 2 is NSFW, but let's face it: You're not at work today, and even if you were, it's Friday viewing the whole office can/should enjoy. -
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Tim Burton + 'WALL-E' ÷ Goggle-Eyed Knit Dolls = '9'
As creative partnerships go, the one teaming Tim Burton with Wanted director Timur Bekmambetov and a half-dozen or so animated post-apocalyptic rag dolls isn't one we had on our 2009 wish list. -
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Leather Daddy John Travolta Packing Three Feet of Exploding Steel
All early indications that From Paris With Love might finally exposes John Travolta's other side to a long-suspecting public were dashed today, when an international trailer revealed just another shitty cop-with-a-bazooka movie. -
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'Wolverine' Trailer Rescues 'X-Men' Character From the Claws of Brett Ratner
Though Hugh Jackman's upcoming projects sound as though they exploded from the mind of a Ritalin-deprived, 8-year-old gay boy (Oscar hosting, 3-D Cleopatra musical), at least he's got Wolverine to balance the books. -
#terminatorsalvation
Christian Bale Is Christian Bale Is John Connor In 'Terminator Salvation'
The fake-trailer aesthetic harnessed so exquisitely in Tropic Thunder has been revived for Terminator Salvation, whose new teaser isn't a preview of an action film as much as it's bombastic, uncanny self-parody.



















