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more about #defamer eatsshootsleaves: Also, yeah -- Catch Me if You Can only received ONE vote -- not six. more » yourfriendandneighbor: Eternal Sunshine in second place? God people are such sheep. And fair play to Almost Famous. I'm surprised it did so well, but I loved that movie. more » cassandra: Brian, these anthropological studies of Jersey Shore are BRILLIANT. Every time I see Sammi I remember what you said about her being a "Helen of Troy t... more » Regal Beagle: I tuned in to "The Situation Room" tonight thinking Mike had already gotten his own spinoff. I thought it was a bold move for CNN, but I figured the ... more » DennyCrane: WHO THE HELL VOTED FOR TRANSFORMERS????????????? more » MaelstromInTheMiddle: Ugh, seriously?! That whole movie needed a bath in GoJo. Also, Into The Wild was much more than just a movie. It was an experience. more » CrabbyGolightly: Well, at least one graduate student in language & literature is employed. more » Estecohete: jersey 1994.. oh man more » karion: Brian, this, honestly, is goddamn genius. more » atlasspanked: Wow. Giving There Will Be Blood best movie of the decade merely proves how clueless your average movie critic is. It was cartoonishly formulaic and ov... more » undergrad: Do these girls sign releases to be on the show?? The ones that Mike, Pauly et al bring home from bars, I mean. I just don't understand why they would,... more » TNT Freckles McGee: OK I have watched the Snooki punch clip a few times and the one thing I am surprised with is that the only one that is in there, defending Snooki is S... more » RollsRoyceRevenge: "No Country for Old Men" was a pile of cack. Book, film, whatever. Well-acted as a movie, to be sure--but essentially dishonest misanthropic twaddle... more » Jacques-SweatyTechnique-Paysan: How the fuck did Slumdog get even one vote? That was, next to Battlefield Earth, the worst movie I have ever seen. more » Spirit Fingers: Oh, Brian, be still my 80's heart. A Real Genius reference AND Pat frigging Benatar! Way too good for this show about goofball, sex-starved, mini-adul... more » heywhat: Ahhh, the old Aunt Flo's in town excuse. I've had to use that one a couple of times. No man will question that excuse. The only downside is they may r... more » FitnessMadeSimple: I really, really hate to say this...but if it wasn't for the stylistic choices that make Pauly so visually absurd, he wouldn't be such a bad dude. I c... more » FitnessMadeSimple: Brian, you forgot to include "Knock a bitch up" in this glossary. It should be included, lest someone watch Jersey Shore and get the impression that S... more » Jes St.Lawrence: You know, I actually watched this for the first time last night, if only to see Snooky or whatever get popped in the face. I like watching someone be... more » Han Valen: As genuinely embarrassed as I am to admit this, I kinda love The Situation now. more » -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Angie's "So Lonely" & The Jersey Shore Kids Are Injecting Tanner
Every Wednesday, we read the tabloids so you don't have to. This week, Angie's pregnant (again), Jen takes a break from pining for Brad to host a chili cook-off, and we learn how to achieve an unhealthy glow Jersey Shore-style. [Jezebel] -
#mixedbag
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Wanda Sykes creates a Sarah Palin pop-up book, Tyra makes another half-assed attempt to be Oprah, and a mom gets a job growing marijuana. [Jezebel] -
#recaps
Jersey Shore: Complicated Courtships
The ultimate goal for all male and female guidos at the Jersey Shore is to hook up and "not fall in love." You would think this would be simple, but you would be very, very wrong. More » -
#the00s
There Will Be Blood Wins the Decade
In its day, Paul Thomas Anderson's oil-drilling epic had to take a back seat to the Coen Brother's nihilist No Country For Old Men. But a few years later, this Blood will not be washed out.
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#ironman2
Spoiler Filled Stills From Iron Man 2: What's Happening To Tony?
Last night the first ever trailer for Iron Man 2 was released, and it is jam-packed with spoilery goodies. Here's a shot-by-shot break down of what we noticed. [io9] -
#jerseyfresh
Jersey Shore Guidos Are "Cinema Italiano"
With all the controversy over Jersey Shore's enthusiastic use of the term "guido", we figured a montage set to "Cinema Italiano" from the new film Nine—in which Kate Hudson repeatedly shrieks "Guido, Guido, Guido!"—was only appropriate. [Jezebel] -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Tiger & Jessica's Non-Hookup; Angie's "Pregnancy Personality"
Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Margaret and I read the tabloids so you don't "have" to. This week, we learn a "shocking" story about Tiger and Jessica. Angelina is desperate and pregnant. Oh, and Rihanna and Justin sealed the deal. [Jezebel] -
#imageconscious
Photoshop Of Horrors Hall Of Shame, 2000-2009
Slimmed thighs, whittled waists, smoothed skin: Digitally altered women were de rigueur in the 00s. There were many, many Photoshop Of Horrors images to choose from, but these are the 15 most egregious examples of image retouching in this decade. [Jezebel] -
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#greatestshowonearth
Project Runway Season 7: The Ones To Watch
Believe it or not, we're just 29 days away from the Season 7 premiere of Project Runway. Profiles of the designers are now online, and since the Lifetime website sucks, we've got what you need to know here: [Jezebel] -
#childstars
9-Year-Old Noah Cyrus Performing 'Smack That' Is Disturbing on Seven Different Levels
Last time we saw Miley Cyrus' little sister, the tyke was posing with stripper poles and wearing patent-leather thigh-high boots. And now: Noah performs an exuberant ass-slapping version of Akon's "Smack That," while Miley and friends cheer her on. More » -
#filmschooled
"Fuck Them": Times Critic On Hollywood, Women, & Why Romantic Comedies Suck
"I usually maintain a fairly even temper about Hollywood because I couldn't do my job otherwise," Manohla Dargis told me today. But the formidable NY Times film critic has fighting words for Hollywood and how it treats women. [Jezebel] -
#jerseyshore
A Play-By-Play of the Jersey Shore Kids' Night in Hollywood: "Fu*k UNICO!"
The Jersey Shore crew's in Hollywood this week. The nu-celebrity's true trial—what kind of paparazzi coverage is devoted to them, and how they react to it—is here. Behold, The Harvey Levin Litmus Test: passed with flying colors.
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#recaps
Glee: Our Life Is Gonna Suck without You
Now that we've met our new friend, how will we survive without it? It will be a long, cold winter until April 13 when Glee returns, but there was plenty to keep us warm in the great show choir showdown. More » -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Angie & Brad Help Jen Adopt; Tiger's Titillating Texts
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we search for hot "news" in the celeb tabloids. This week: Read Tiger's lurid text messages and find out how Angelina is helping Jen adopt a little Mexican kid. [Jezebel] -
#powerrankings
Gossip Girl: Bonfire of the Banalities
There is cheap stunt cheaper than putting a lead character in automotive peril. It's so cheap it makes Serena's wardrobe look wholesome. Why, oh, why can't she die in a car wreck? Teasing us makes us powerless. More » -
#recaps
Jersey Shore: A Field Study
Jersey Shore is like opening a tiny present to find it is full of diamonds, but diamonds made of booze, puke, fights, diseases, and discarded thongs. You thought this gift couldn't get better, but it does. It really, really does. More » -
#filmschooled
After Precious: Does Hollywood Have A Place For Gabby Sidibe?
"I think people look at me and don't expect much," Precious star Gabourey "Gabby" Sidibe has said, "Even though I expect a whole lot." Rapturous reviews testify to Sidibe's prodigious acting skills. But what should we expect from Hollywood? [Jezebel] -
#recaps
Glee: Smile, Though Your Heart Is Breaking
Wow, who ever thought that a show about a band of lovable losers could be so dark? We were crying tears of sadness instead of our usual tears of joy. It still felt pretty good, but damn! More » -
#fieldguide
Meet Jasmine Lennard, Casey Johnson Vibrator Victim and Transatlantic Fameball
After moving to L.A., this hypersexual British socialite and reality TV star couldn't land a headline, no matter how many nips she slipped or how much body paint she wore. Then, Casey Johnson planted a sex toy in her bed. More » -
#goodgrief
You're A Good Man, Barack Obama: Afghanistan War Meets Classic Animation
Who says A Charlie Brown Christmas and Barack Obama's address on Afghanistan can't make beautiful policy together? In fact, who better than Charlie Brown, undertrodden everyman, to articulate the frustrations of a confused and embattled nation? [Jezebel]
