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more about #defamer more comments → goldfarb: the 20 minutes of IMAX 3D didn't make anyone sick... has this 'real live entertainment worker' seen any other films in 3D? more » iplaudius: I will not reply directly to the comment about prison sex, because I do not wish to promote it. Suffice it to say that not all gay men enjoy musical t... more » BadUncle: I just want to know how he has access to the web in prison. and, uh, pube sheets? ick. more » skahammer: James Frey says only wannabes and pretenders get exposed by the LAT. Big-timers make it all the way to Oprah. more » drunkexpatwriter: He and Quentin are now going to be able to write an awesome screenplay for Chained Heat 5. more » lobstr: wow.. 1 year in prison and 5 years probation for vehicular manslaughter. being an academy award winner means much more than the little man statue! more » MissNormaDesmond: Oh, shut the fuck up. You killed someone and you're bitching about having to do time like everybody else, and trying to make like some kind of hero ... more » Claire Buoyant: How do people tweet from jail anyway? When new inmates are admitted nowadays, are they issued their prison stripes, a toothbrush, and a BlackBerry? more » Trai_Dep: I just want to know... Where's the watch? more » jwick25: I read the book a few years back and was fairly disappointed. I felt that it could have been something much better. I was surprised after hearing su... more » NotReadyForPrimeTime: I would never question the judgment of a man who ate his own shoe just to prove a point. more » GlasgowRose: If a fanboy (named Quint) who got a sneak peek is worried, Cameron should worry: "This shot scared me a bit… when Moore and Worthington are introdu... more » MincnglyWhrdL'mer: why does justin bobby have two first names? seriously? more » badasscat: Well, I almost walked out on Heavenly Creatures, so if that's the best the critiques get, I'll pass. more » nicepony: I saw Lovely Bones . It's horrible. An afterschool special meets a Skittles commercial. The girl from Atonement is good. But Mark Wahlberg is awful... more » -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Jolie & Johnny Destined To Fornicate
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we take a walk through the celebrity weeklies, in search of entertaining gossip. This week: Britney's beach wedding; Katie's leaving Tom; Angie and Johnny are planning to make out and shower together. Naked. [Jezebel] -
#clips
Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
Television will never be the same after Oprah goes off the air in 2011. If we had a "Favorite Things" list about O, in the top spot would be the way the talk-show host introduces celebrity guests. Mashup at left. [Jezebel] -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Jen Waits For Brad To Text; Tom's Secret Scientology Van
If it's Wednesday, it's Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I comb through tabloids, untangling knots of gossip! This week: Aniston's unprotected sex with Mayer while waiting for Brad; Tom Cruise's creepy black van; Twilight fanfic. [Jezebel] -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Talks To Ashtrays
Every Wednesday, we gobble up the tabloids in search of "news." This week, four out of five covers feature Angelina Jolie, with more about her pending adoption, her idyllic life in France and her cruel, hypocritical behavior. [Jezebel] -
#surrealestate
San Francisco Braces for Gen. Tom Cruise to Move In (And Perhaps Lead Scientology Offensive)
There's a rumor circulating in the San Francisco press and real estate community: Tom Cruise just bought an $18 million mansion in town. An overgrown pied-à-terre wouldn't be too terrifying — except for that local Scientology expansion drive. More » -
#scientology
Tom Cruise Controls Books and Bottles with His Mind
Tom Cruise! He is so crazy, what with the Scientology madness. It's been so long since we heard examples of his craziness. Thank god there is a new tell-all book! In which Tom Cruise controls inanimate objects, with brainwaves. More » -
#vanityplates
Suri Cruise is Riding Around L.A. on a Gold Lexus
A tipster in Los Angeles just sent us this picture, snapped from his car on Los Feliz Blvd., right up the street from Scientology's Mission of Los Feliz. So, who was driving the car? More » -
#traderoundup
Your Mission Should You Choose to Accept It: Make Tom Cruise Viable Again
News of the entertainment world continues apace this dreary near-afternoon. Real Housewives reaches a milestone, Tom Cruise reaches an impasse, and Sigourney Weaver just can't stay the fuck away from aliens, no matter what she does. More » -
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#traderoundup
Kevin Smith's New Movie Is for Dicks
TV shows are being cast all over the place because, even though it's only May, fall is just around the corner. Plus, Tom Cruise joins a movie and Adam Brody joins another. More » -
#tomcruise
Long-Haired, Freak-Eyed Tom Cruise Preaching 'Study Technology'
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#mybrilliantcareer
Can This Tom Cruise Be Saved?
Kim Masters thinks so, judging by her career assessment in The Daily Beast today. She discusses the troubled actor's path to redemption—funnee movie roles and Matt Lauer apologies—and determines him on the mend. More » -
#traderoundup
Tom Cruise Hasn't Met a Script He Hasn't Asked to Be Rewritten
There is little good news anymore. Today Angelina Jolie signs a pact with the devil, as does Walgreens. Tom Cruise can't pick good scripts, and Dimension keeps puttering along. More » -
#savedbythebeldar
Suri Cruise Goes to Alien School
The child found inside a comet by actors Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes will turn three this week, then be shipped off to a strict Scientology school, as it is her father's most ancient religion. More » -
#traderoundup
Resurrections, Just in Time for Easter
Nicole Kidman and Woody Allen join forces, cable ratings are up, the Kennedys get a conservative treatment, Ian Somerhalder is back, and, just maybe, so is Jesus. More » -
#advertising
Tom Cruise's Homoerotic Jimmy Kimmel Murder Ad
This ad came on during the Oscars and we're still baffled. It starts with Tom Cruise and Jimmy Kimmel in a steamy, tumbling embrace in Cruise's bedroom. Then it gets weird. More » -
#feuds
Cruise and Holmes Slammed For Fashion-Line Faux Pas
Kate Moss is not happy: Do Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, fashion nobodies, know how many fashion gods they pissed off by cutting the line at a fashion ball?
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#gossiproundip
New Mom M.I.A. Sought By Oscars Producers
Which is less appropriate: A brand-newmom performing at the Oscars, from bed, or an image-conscious Olympian trying to lay low in a strip club? Decide for yourself. More » -
#tomcruise
CRUISE. WASHINGTON. CRONENBERG. Wait—what? [Variety]
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#tomcruise
Tom Cruise Bucks The Jessica Simpson Trend
Dazzling locals on the South American leg of his Valkyrie promotional tour, Tom Cruise unveiled a lean physique and taut set of abdominal muscles poolside in Rio de Janeiro. More » -
#valkyrie
The Germans Love 'Valkyrie'!
The debate over Valkyrie's box-office viability has tempered since its plunge from the post-holiday Top 10. But while it's barely broken even at home, it managed a stunning Euro groundswell over the weekend. More »
