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tom sizemore
Lazy Tom Sizemore to Magazines: Cover Me, I Guess
There's a certain, overbearing art to the publicist pitch, especially when the flack is emailing an editor to suggest that a client receive coverage in their magazine. Not every thespian is a cover-worthy Angelina Jolie, but most publicists tout their C- and D-listers as though they are, filling their pitches with paragraph upon paragraph of that actor's multiple, stunning achievements (often bolded, capitalized, and punctuated with several exclamation points for emphasis). By the time you finished reading them, you'd be convinced that an actor's upcoming, three-episode arc on Brothers & Sisters deserved no less than Time's "Person of the Year." More »
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Comment by WGARefugee: Am I the only one who cares that write-up is a compound noun? On the other hand, maybe Darryl meant... 2 Responses | Other threads
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Will Pharaoh
· Will Smith will star in The Last Pharaoh, playing Taharqa, the actual pharaoh who fought off the Assyrian invasion of Egypt in 677 B.C. Didn't Eddie Murphy play that guy already in the "Remember The Time" video? [Variety] More »
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By SethComment by Decebal: Cleopatra was the last Pharaoh of Egypt, to be exact. And she was Greek to boot. 2 Responses | Other threads
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welcome to the hotel california
Staying At The Standard Hotel Is Like Being In a Vh1 Addiction Special Come To Life
Your Uncle Grambo spent a few days out on the Best Coast last week, trying to get a sense of what life is like on the ground out there these days (in a word, scary). I holed myself up at The Standard because, well, I've seen Ocean's 12 and I wanted to be as close to a potential Topher Grace meltdown as possible. But instead of staying out on The Strip, I thought it might be more adventurous to stay at The Standard's downtown LA location (notorious for its proximity to Skid Row, a choice place to score smack for Angelenos of all income levels). And after encountering two titans of the reality-television addiction format, Leif Garrett and Tom Sizemore, killing time there in just a four-day span, turns out I made the right choice. More »
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By Mark GrahamComment by mcgeorge: @TheStarterWife: Dammit!! Got me...um, I meant Highway 405...oh fuck it. But just to set the record straight, I only say... more » | Other threads
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defamer
Tom Sizemore Says He And Meth Are Breaking Up, Plan To Remain Good Friends
Actor Tom Sizemore, currently carrying out a jail sentence for having violated the terms of his parole after pleading no contest to tweaking outside a Bakersfield Sheraton, is due for release next month, at which point under the state's stringent "Three Strikes and You're Seriously Fucked, Sizemore" law, another arrest would put him behind bars for four years. That sobering fact is more than enough deterrent to straighten up for good, Sizemore told the Bakersfield Californian: More » -
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Tom Sizemore Has 16 Months To Find God And Drop The Dumb Guy Act
Despite his teary-eyed pleas for leniency, a judge has sentenced crank aficionado Tom Sizemore to 16 months behind bars for his May 8 arrest outside the Bakersfield Four Points Sheraton on suspicion of several drug-related charges, including statute 195.202, "Intention to chew a hole through one's cheek while under the influence of a controlled substance." From People.com: More » -
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Sizemore Surrenders, Futilely Awaits Debut of 'Free Tom' Line Of Sympathetic T-Shirts
Fallen actor and methamphetamine enthusiast Tom Sizemore—who often finds himself surveying the Hollywood junkie landscape around him and wondering where all the real men have gone—has turned himself in to authorities after an L.A. County judge issued a bench warrant for his arrest: More » -
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Tom Sizemore's Search For The Perfect High Curtailed By Bench Warrant For His Arrest
The long road to recovery and redemption for Saving Private Ryan star Tom Sizemore is paved with countless arrests, hearings, and court-ordered humiliations. (They'd outfit him with SCRAM-type ankle monitoring device, but any self-respecting tweaker would gladly saw off their own foot for their next hit.) Even his booking last month in Bakersfield on possession charges continues to reap unwelcome dividends for the troubled actor: More » -
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It's Official: Tom Sizemore And Meth Back Together!
We wish we could say there were a lesson to be learned from tough guy methhead Tom Sizemore's inability to stray very far from the glass pipe, but with an astounding nine upcoming projects listed on his IMdB page, we're beginning to wonder if an insurmountable crystal habit isn't exactly what every down-in-the-dumps former Hollywood contender needs in order to stay productive enough to make the month's car and mortgage payments. Of course, you'll always be running the risk of arrest, even when you're doing nothing but minding your business, gnawing on your own cheek in a parked car: More »
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By SethComment by wattermelann: Tommy-Boy-Masters in Theatre from Temple University-is his drug habit an act? I think Temple University needs to restructure their Theatre... more » | Other threads
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box office
Plucky 'Zyzzyx Road' Trails 'Titanic' By A Mere $600,788,158
From measuring-contest-obsessed Hollywood, where studios regularly unzip their pants and flop their bounty on the pages of Variety in deluxe gatefold ads, comes yet another story of an impressive box office performance, this time from a Katherine Heigl-Tom Sizemore vehicle we're almost certain you haven't seen, Zyzzyx Road: More » -
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VH1 Gives Tom Sizemore A Chance To Implode On Basic Cable
Profoundly disappointed that the pressure of being under the 24-hour surveillance of their Celebreality cameras did not induce an onscreen Danny Bonaduce suicide, a desperate VH1 is pinning all of its crazy hopes of capturing a celebrity time-bomb's final, self-annihilating act on Tom Sizemore, an actor whose troubles are so legendary that Nick Nolte's face involuntarily twitches at the very mention of his name. Reports Variety: More » -
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Comment Spotlight: Sweet Sizemore Memories
Defamer commenter "Ernst Stavro Blofeld" shared the following Tom Sizemore story in response to our earlier post about the actor's latest drug-related legal problems, which we now yank out into the light of Friday afternoon to make sure everyone gets a look: More »
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By MarkComment by Ernst Stavro Blofeld: Wow. I am flattered beyond words. Woo-hoo! To be fair and accurate the UFC guy was Don "The Predator"... more » | Other threads
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defamer
Tom Sizemore Falls Off The Crystal Wagon
As celebrity relationships continue to crumble around us, one of Hollywood's sturdier love affairs that of Tom Sizemore and his heart-quickening, tooth-loosening mistress, crystal methamphetamine continues its tango of reckless passion: More »
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By SethComment by Sleepyhead: To be fair to him, though, it was Heidi Fleiss. more » | Other threads
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paris hilton
Tom Sizemore Sex Tape Shocker: Even Paris Hilton Has Standards
Finally realizing that the even the most avid of homemade celebrity pornography connoisseurs probably have no interest in his DVD, Tom Sizemore has desperately invoked the biggest name in the amateur sex tape game in a last-ditch effort to goose sales. Says The Scoop: More » -
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Short Ends: Tom Cruise Inspires Great Literature
· With all of the negative coverage of Tom Cruise in the media lately, it seems that we never get to hear the good things, such as the heartwarming story of how he inspired the book My Love for You, Tom Cruise—A Desperate Chinese Girl's Confession. Equally heartwarming restraining orders to follow. More » -
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Tom Sizemore Sex Tapes Released, World Yawns
Just as his manager "hinted" might happen last week, rehabbing actor Tom Sizemore's sex tapes have surfaced. AVN Online reports: More » -
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Tom Sizemore Can Go All Night
From the always reliable, frequently unsourced WENN newswire at IMDb, comes a perfect confection for this Friday afternoon: More »
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