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Everyone Overseas Wants to See a Terminated America
Funny little news today about the internet, about foreign box office, about annoying reality shows on CBS and bizarro ones on Canadian TV. Plus news on your home movie about furries. More » -
#heroes
Bill Murray: Headbutting Film Set Belligerent
Maybe you've heard of film director Joseph McGinty Nichol, popularly known as "McG." Perhaps you'd like him to get beat up, if only because he calls himself McG? If so, don't fret—-Bill Murray already did it. More » -
#boxoffice
All Pixar Has Left to Do Is Become Self-Aware and Nuclear Bomb Us All
Pixar continues its eerily strong success streak with its latest picture, about a floating house. Terminator is in trouble, while the Ben Stiller bubble has yet to pop. It probably never will. More » -
#celebrityprofiles
McG Still Calling Himself McG; New Terminator is About Yelling?
This month's Esquire says that the new Terminator movie is all about a scream, or something, but that the scream is bad, and McG definitely isn't a tool. Oh super. This movie will be great. More » -
#christianbale
When Bale Rant Met Tripping 7-Year-Old
Didn't think you could still find a Christian Bale mashup funny? Neither did we, 'til he was introduced to the other viral star of the month (and probably the year), David After Dentist. More » -
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A Repentant Christian Bale Asks: 'Have You Ever Had a Bad Day?'
As if on cue, Christian Bale has surfaced with tail tucked neatly between legs to apologize for the rant that has kept bloggers, Access Hollywood reporters, and talk show hosts knee-deep in material for days. More » -
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Christian Bale: Evil-Cinematographer-Vanquishing Folk Hero?
There's two sides to every story of a superstar's verbal smackdown of a futz-happy DP. If we're to believe Radar, Shane Hurlbut—the berated cinematogapher in question—was a set terror the crew was glad to see humiliated. More » -
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Not Even Gloria Steinem Could Escape Christian Bale's F**cking Wrath
OHHHHH GOOOOD, word has emerged of yet another recipient of Christian Bale's generous anger-gifting: trailblazing feminist hero Gloria Steinem! More » -
#christianbale
More Christian Bale Fallout: Momzo Speaks!
We've now had several days to absorb Christian Bale's tirade—an egomaniacal eruption from the depths of Mt. Methodia the likes of which we haven't seen since Russell Crowe's phone-flinging lobby escapades. More » -
#shortends
Rat Loves Cat!
· With all this Bale nonsense, we thought everyone could use a lesson in tolerance, good manners, and old fashioned friendship. Meet Peanut the rat, and his pal Rahj, the cat. Their love goes on. More » -
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Chinese Theatre Batman Tired Of F**cking Distracting Tourists Wandering Into His Shot
For anyone who saw Confessions of a Superhero—the documentary about the super-strengthed panhandlers who add comic book color and the occasional unsolicited grope to your Walk of Fame experience—the adventures of Aggro Batman are familiar. More » -
#christianbale
Christian Bale's Mashed-Up Rage: A User's Guide
We hate to admit that we've listened to Christian Bale's tirade in its various forms so many times, it now comes off sounding like perfectly level-headed discourse, oooh goood you fucking little pricks. More » -
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Harry Knowles Is Firmly 'Team Bale,' Former Assistant 'Team People-Bale-Screams-At'
Ain't It Cool News fanboy oracle Harry Knowles refuses to post the Christian Bale rant, but goes on at some length today on why he chose to side with the mercurial action star. More » -
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More Christian Bale Fun: McG Prophecies, Flip-Hop Remixes, and a Soundboard!
It's not often that an actor's diva tirade is so seismically preposterous as to inspire an outpouring of sheer joy and responsive creativity from a deeply appreciative public. But that's precisely what Christian Bale's has done. More » -
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Presenting a Handy, One-Stop Picture Shop For All Your 'Christian Bale Ranting' Needs
Attention, bloggers! Need just the right angry/confused/irritated picture of Christian Bale to complement your blog post/remix/sexual fantasy? Let Defamer do the work for you! More » -
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10 Fun Facts About Tantrum-Inciting 'Terminator' DP Shane Hurlbut
Now that we've done the Running Man to the Christian Bale Rant Heard 'Round the World, we have some questions about the man on the receiving end: Shane Hurlbut, the cinematographer on Terminator Salvation. More » -
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'Salvation' AD Responds To Bale's Tantrum: 'It Was Just a Moment'
Responses to Christian Bale's meltdown varied widely: lust, sympathy, disgust, and even indifference. ("Please," one actor with a small part in Transformers told us. "That would have been a good day on the set.") More » -
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AUDIO: Christian Bale's Apocalyptic 'Terminator Salvation' Meltdown
Tales of tantrums can get exaggerated in the telling, but having now heard the audio, we can safely say Christian Bale's Terminator Salvation freakout on a DP who wandered into his shot is certifiably insane. More » -
#traderoundup
Fifth 'Terminator' To Feature Schwarzenegger As Grandpa Robot Killing Machine
· A fifth Terminator installment is in the works, Halcyon Co. announced today. Logically picking up where the last ends, Terminator Salivation pits marble-mouthed John Connor against a new breed of excessively drooly mechanoids. [Variety]
