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more about #defamer more comments → Hiroine Protagonist: No one should be upset at the cancellation of this dreck. It was a mercy kill. Doesn't Joss have enough clout now to a) avoid Fox and b) retain creati... more » LoveHandles: I thought they had quite an opportunity with this movie to tap into the fever of the times. Instead, we find out, this is going to be Jumanji with sui... more » pumpkinsoup: One of the moms at my children's school wears Doc Martens. Old habits die hard. She was just laughing about it the other day. She's unemployed (aren'... more » TedSez: Speaking of Fox: On this week's "House," they had a Whedonesque, beloved-by-geeks writer whom the doctors suspecting of roofie-ing and taking advantag... more » DahlELama: "Her sell-out is total, complete and unquestionable, while on another level she remains somehow the brand's truest proponent." I found this utterly p... more » LatestBy: Someone's not afraid to be room servicey. #standardhotel more » Sergio Hernandez: They should've just kept Sarah Connor Chronicles. I'd much rather have had a third full season of a doomed but great show than a second season of a m... more » Spirit Fingers: As a HUGE fan of Firefly and Serenity I was more upset that he wasn't penning a sequel to the latter, and instead was fascinated with like boyish ador... more » DennyCrane: I have to say I liked this show MUCH better than Buffy, which was highly overrated. It was smart - not just snappy dialogue smart, but truly, deeply ,... more » Cicada: The saddest part about this is that Dollhouse really did have a lousy start, but it's totally hit it's stride now and is a fantastic show. At least Wh... more » Cecil's Wielder: Kick-Ass gets it right where Year One got it wrong, you need to have McLovin' shooting guns in your comedies if you're casting him. more » BicycleShed: At the precise moment I finished reading Generation X in the back of a friend's car travelling south on 101 in Marin, I looked to my right and saw a "... more » daveyjonesisdead: Things are really bad when a show about real-life programmable love dolls can't make it on TV. #dollhouse more » random_play: On the subject of grunge, no one said it better than Eddie Vedder: EHHHEHHH IIIHHHIIII OHHHOHHH WAAAAAH HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO ANNADONWANNA DONWANAAAA S... more » NYM: What about Shannon Hoon from Blind Melon? Drug overdose. #winonaryder more » -
#celebrityscience
Fat or Thin, Mary-Kate Just Can't Win
Remember the prolonged outrage-masked-as-concern over Mary-Kate Olsen's shrinking body? Well, it's back, but this time its directed toward her fleshy frame. What's the poor thing gotta do to keep the tabloids off her back? More » -
#chattrois
The McSteamy Naked Threesome Gets the Celebrity Weekly Treatment
All the tabloids threw something together on deadline after our tape of Eric Dane, Rebecca Gayheart, and Kari Ann Peniche went up. So many questions: Will their marriage survive? Who is the other woman? And just who wore it better? More » -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Sapphic Encounters And Haircut Advice, At Prices That Can't Be Beat
Every Wednesday, we rummage through the gossip clearance aisle in Midweek Madness to determine whether OK!, Us, Life & Style, In Touch or Star, has valuable dirt you want at a price you can afford. [Jezebel] -
#investigations
Indian Police Drop Child-Selling Case, Rather Than Place Phone Call to England
The father of nine-year-old Slumdog Millionaire star Rubina Ali will not be charged with any crime for allegedly trying to sell her to undercover reporters for $300,000. Indian police couldn't track down the reporters. More » -
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This Week In Tabloids: Babies, Bisexuals & Tim Gunn With His Pants Down
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which assistant Margaret and I search for real "news" in the weekly tabloids. Step inside for free-swingin', AC/DC stories from Us, In Touch, Life & Style, Ok! and Star. [Jezebel] -
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This Week In Tabloids: Brit's Back With Kevin and Lindsay Talks To Us
Welcome back to Midweek Madness! The tabloids flirt with actual reporting this week in a lengthy interview with Lindsay Lohan. But don't worry, Brit and K-Fed's reunion is still anonymously sourced and possibly untrue. [Jezebel] -
#blinditems
Which Editor Demands 'The Same Blow That the Celebs Do?'
Private things you'll discuss publicly today: a ratlike fashion editor, a cokey former tabloid editor, a star's cheating husband, a gay TV icon who likes pee, and an OCD celeb: More » -
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This Week In Tabloids: Veiled Vows For Chris And Rihanna
Welcome to Midweek Madness, in which we attempt to piece together actual news from the celebrity tabloids. This week, most covers featured Rihanna and Chris Brown's reported reunion, with Star claiming that they got married. [Jezebel] -
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#predictions
The Tabloid Class of 2010
Celebrity gossip. Some of us love it, some of us hate it. Most of us, though, sort of love to pretend to hate it but secretly love it. Though, admit it, lately it's been a bit staid. Everything now just seems a bit tired (or, you know, British). So is celebrity gossip really dead? For our sake, we hope not. And, really, we don't think it is. We're just in a time of change, the old guard is leaving and a new, squeaky foaming-at-the-mouth group of celebutantes is entering. People are so very tired of Britney, she does nothing but ride tiny cars these days, and Lindsay Lohan seems actually (shriek!) sorta cleaned-up and is working. So let's get on with the new ones. But who will they be? Well, as is (sigh) clearly evident, young starlets will get the brunt of gossip's harsh glare, but there will be some men, too. Find our picks for 16 of America's next top freak idols after the jump. More »


