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snl digest
Timberlake Non-Shocker Edition: Unsurprisingly Excellent
Too bad the Correspondent's Dinner will probably dominate any comedy talking points today, because last night's cameo-littered Saturday Night Live was the funniest it's been in a long, long time.
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By Foster KamerComment by i'm a bottle: Gibb isn't Australian, he was born on the Isle of Man and grew up in Manchester. He's more of... 9 Responses | Other threads
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geneology
NBC investigates who sired Sarah Jessica Parker. [THR]
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sundance
Is 'The Greatest' Destined For Greatness?
Susan Sarandon and Pierce Brosnan's The Greatest screened twice over the weekend at Sundance, and however overcooked the dead-son weepie feels, we can't argue with multiple standing ovations. More » -
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'Whiner' Hillary Clinton Is One Role Susan Sarandon Would Prefer Not To Touch-A
For most actresses, a complicated role like Hillary Clinton (or even Sarah Palin!) would be catnip — but not to Oscar winner Susan Sarandon. In an interview with The Advocate, Sarandon is asked for her thoughts on a Hillary Clinton biopic, and suffice it to say, the longtime liberal activist/trail mix smuggler doesn't mince words on the subject: More »
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Comment by kit10indublin: Eh, why do people and the media bother listening to or quoting celebs on, well, almost anything apart from whatever... more » | Other threads
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Sarandon's Trail (Mix) of Terror: Scurrilous pinko firebrand Susan Sarandon was reportedly implicated over the weekend in a sweep by authoriities at the All Points West music and arts festival in Jersey City, N.J. A witness on the scene at Liberty State Park described the Academy Award-winning actress asbeing on linetreacherously laying in wait with husband and accomplice Tim Robbins when — and we quote — "security guards confiscat[ed] trail mix from [her] purse while she waited in the VIP line." Sarandon was said to have then escaped with Robbins into the maw of the crowd, which closed in solidarity behind her as headliner Jack Johnson strummed a mellow plea for her pursuers to let her go. She remains at large, traveling between New York and LA; you are urged to notify police immediately if you see her and/or her trail mix in public. [NYP] -
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When Animals Attack Celebrities: 6 Harrowing Tales
Hot on the paw heels of the news that Ryan Seacrest was devoured by sharks over the weekend, comes word that Gordon Ramsay, the blustering British cook who yells at cooking school dropouts for a living, was viciously attacked by a puffin. He is expected to live. What's going on? Are animals rebelling against the most rich and glittery of our species? We'll take a look at some other celebrity animal attacks after the jump and try to detect a pattern.
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Comment by Plankton420: @off-kilter: It was Sharon Stone, and whoever she was married to at the time lost his big toe to the zoo's... more » | Other threads
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emmy awards
Emmy Nomination Hell! 10 Plots and Subplots to Watch After Today's Big Announcements
The world awoke this morning to the chirping of little birds resembling Kristin Chenoweth and Neil Patrick Harris, perched at a podium in the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences, announcing nominations for the 60th Emmy Awards. While most rolled over and tried to get back to sleep, we sat bolt upright as usual and sprinted to the window, our furious note-taking chronicling a few snubs, surprises and plenty of the conventional wisdom we've come to expect from the annual ritual. More »
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By STVComment by jasonelias: @Douglas Reinhardt: It does seem like he just appeared but Hamm's had plenty of other roles. I knew him... more » | Other threads
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we are all on drugs
Susan Sarandon: Drugs Are Bad, But Man Did I Love 'Em
Another day, another reason to adore Cougar Queen Susan Sarandon. Sure, these quasi-shocking revelations about one of Hollywood's most respected actresses are intelligently being released just as her next film Speed Racer guns for a second place B.O. finish, but if we thought the 61-year old's new tattoo was cause for celebration, consider her recent discussion involving How To Talk To Your Kids About Drugs: More »
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tats with class
Susan Sarandon Finds Fountain Of Youth In Local Tattoo Parlor
Ever since our first viewing of the Rocky Horror Picture Show, we have adored and idolized Susan Sarandon as both an actress and an icon. And her recent decision to get the mature woman's version of a tramp stamp on her upper back only serves to heighten our girl crush. Despite being located on her back, the tattoo in question is far from trampy: Sarandon decided to intertwine the first letters of each of her three children's names in sky blue script. As for her reasoning behind the spontaneous ink, "Why not? I turned 60 and after a while you think, 'Well I've only got my body for a few more years anyway'." A closer look at the new tat, and why Susan chose body art over "that burn victim" look other stars go mad for these days, after the jump. More »
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Comment by snarkmom: burn victim? seriously? she could have just said "surprised" without totally offending me, an actual burn survivor, whose skin just... more » | Other threads
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defamer
'Lovely Bones' Shuts Down Over Creative Afterlife Differences
It was Ryan Gosling who was originally blamed for being the temperamental artiste gumming up the works on the set of Peter Jackson's The Lovely Bones, but recent mumblings suggest it is the exacting director who is proving to be his own worst enemy: Production has reportedly temporarily shut down as Jackson battles with his art director over how to best depict the movie's version of Heaven. On top of that, Susan Sarandon has grumbled on the Speed Racer red carpet about how she was instructed to play her character. From Flicks.co.nz: More » -
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Paris Hilton Hires Buddhist 'Guru' As New Shopping Buddy
If any of you had the fortune of seeing Susan Sarandon and Ralph Fiennes in HBO's latest TV movie Bernard and Doris, you may remember the tobacco heiress's inexplicable desire to adopt a hare krishna healer. And now, following in the aristocratic footsteps of her idolized lady-who-lunch predecessors, Paris Hilton has decided to add a Buddhist monk "guru" to her ever-changing collection of confusing, flamboyant accessories. The gray-bearded, orange-robed monk has now replaced her standard arm candy of dogs, D-list actors and purses emblazoned with her own visage on them. But is Paris genuinely interested in learning the ways of the Dalai Lama, or is she eerily mirroring Duke's descent into madness? More »
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Comment by Superstarsteve: Her acting during her staged shtick with this guru was atrocious enough that I could tell it was fake. Poor... more » | Other threads
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defamer
Celebrity Punditry Now Easier, More Earnest Than Ever
Are you famous, but famously uninformed? Been nursing your platitudes lest your pet cause found its way to the B-list in this election year? Help is on the way: In a press release distributed this morning, Creative Coalition executive director Robin Bronk offers her special brand of Earnest Celebrity Issue Counseling for all your 2008 campaign preening: More »
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By STVComment by Little Mintz Sunshine: "As Americans gear up for one of the tightest political races in recent history, a celebrity backing could mean... more » | Other threads
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hollywood privacywatch
Matthew McConaughey and Lance Armstrong Enjoy Intimate Man Date At Cut
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are posted several times a week, so send them in often—the fate of the universe relies upon it! Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line so we don't lose them) and tell everyone about the time Andy Dick asked if he could Adrian the Grenier out of you. More » -
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Susan Sarandon's Love Of Champagne And Sparkly Things Unwittingly Raises Ire Of Jewish Pacifist Group
Now they've gone too far: the conflagration known as The Jews Vs. Some Other Jews Vs. Palestinians (come on, U.N., give us a catchier title), has been raging for decades, which was just fine when the victims were hookah bar proprietors, olive cart repairmen, and Lebanese soldiers, but now they've claimed one of our own. A celebrity. Susan Sarandon, to be exact. When will it end? The noted Mid East policy wonks at Page Six have the scoop: More » -
defamer
Johnny Depp To Live Out Childhood Dreams Of Kitschy Vampirism
ยท Johnny Depp may get to fulfill his childhood fantasy of becoming the "vampire patriarch" of the 60s bloodsucker soap opera Dark Shadows, as he's developing a feature based on the series for Warner Bros. [Variety] More »
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By MarkComment by raincoaster: Please let the rumours be true. I'll sacrifice a virgin on Beltane if it'll help. Can you get them on... more » | Other threads
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