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more about #defamer more comments → mladen: 1. Mel Brooks and Joan Rivers. 2. Meg Ryan. more » mladen: Perfect for Ebner. Not just because of the irony, but because the color's right when he's ailin'. more » NotChoinski: 1 - Portia de Rossi aand Ellen Degeneres. Straight, straight straight. 2 - Angela Lansbury von Frankenstien. more » katastic: 1. The Twilighters, obviously. There's more sexual tension between me and my blender than between those two. more » SuperBien: 1. Jenna Maroney + Tracy Jordan 2. Viola De Lesseps more » hortense: 1. Taylor Swift/Taylor Lautner? more » Island of Misfit Toys: 1. Alexander Skarsgard and Kate Bosworth more » DennyCrane: 1) Kristen and RobPatt. 2) Kate Beckinsale. more » Trulymadlyme: 1. Twilight Bitches. 2. I'm going to be crazy and just go there: Kate motherfucking Winslet. more » D2theMatthews: 1) Ted Danson and Mary Steenburgen. more » BettyCrocker: 2. Beckinsale. Love her, but yeah. more » scroll_lock: 2. Demi Moore more » AngriestGeek: Um, Titanic sucked, so what's your point? more » TheSometimesWhy: Well, you've got to think that if having Stephen Lang narrate the intro to this magnum ooops!!! was the best idea the producers could come up with, th... more » SpyMagician: I like this movie. It just proves that all of the technology in the world can never save you from a bad script, horrible character design, wooden dia... more » -
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You're Golden!
The Oscars are in six days, and while only a very few ever win that statue, the stars have your Academy Awards after the jump. Time to buy a gown. More » -
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Are You Getting Laid or Laid-Off This Week?
Some special groundhog in Pennsylvania saw his shadow today, but it's that greasy otter in West Hollywood who you're worried about. Hooking up with him was a mistake, but he's wriggling into your love forecast. More » -
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21st Century Ox
With the Lunar New Year dropping, rebirth is in the air and you have a chance to revise some New Year's resolutions. Lose 15 pounds? Make that 5. Find peace? More like, find a job.
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Now Screening: 'Your Low Budget Future!'
Most of America has today off, but the stars never stop working on your future. Granted, the constellations might occasionally take a long lunch to return a dress, but they always feel guilty about it. More » -
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Take a Fresh Step in '09
Regardless of your New Year's party indiscretions, the possibilities are still endless for 2009. Maybe cut back on the drinking, but whoever you made out with in that alley will change your life. We promise. -
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Your New Year's Resolutions Revealed
Having a hard time coming up with resolutions for 2009? We understand the difficulty in coming up with ways to improve your already perfect life. But the stars know a few things you don't. -
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Harness Your Inner Power Animal
Hollywood drives people to choose alternate religions - Buddhism, Scientology, the Zone diet. For this week's horoscopes, we consulted a friend in the Shamanic community, who suggested some power animals to guide you. -
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Your Sloppy Seconds Are On Fire
With your holiday shopping done, cards mailed and plane tickets booked, just refill that valium prescription and you’re ready for family time. Will your trip home be It’s A Wonderful Life or Natural Born Killers? -
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Fire Signs
Is Venus in the third house this week? Is your first house still standing? The Southland has been through hell but hopefully better things are in store for the coming week. More »
