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more about #defamer FitnessMadeSimple: I really, really hate to say this...but if it wasn't for the stylistic choices that make Pauly so visually absurd, he wouldn't be such a bad dude. I c... more » FitnessMadeSimple: Brian, you forgot to include "Knock a bitch up" in this glossary. It should be included, lest someone watch Jersey Shore and get the impression that S... more » Jes St.Lawrence: You know, I actually watched this for the first time last night, if only to see Snooky or whatever get popped in the face. I like watching someone be... more » Han Valen: As genuinely embarrassed as I am to admit this, I kinda love The Situation now. more » hamburgerhotdog: Okay...that dancing clip. That is just one tiny step away from full on raving (only ravers have better taste in electronic music). more » Thistledew: I figured Pauly would know that the correct response when a girl says she's on her period is, "Baby, I'll turn that period into and exclamation point.... more » Iamdoingit: I love when Ronnie says "we clicked and whatnot"? That's like yadaing the sex... more » tacotico: Does bringing someone into one's equation require that you do so while wearing nothing but a towel? more » doctorzizmor: R&B Music: The type of music that causes one to sexy dance like a whore. Never to be confused with House Music. more » unclevanya: Loving Brokeback's revenge over Crash here. Poor Michael Moore: Bowling for Columbine deserves much more recognition, but his antics may have oversha... more » BettyCrocker: We need Betty White to put on a pink pantsuit and say: "Ronnie and Sam smushed and vibed, and DJ Pauly's Prince Albert was almost in a can, because S... more » eatsshootsleaves: Hey, so I went to all those websites and totaled up what was there. You are indeed missing some. 6 Votes: Children of Men 5 Votes: Finding Nemo 3 Vo... more » this_mad_woman: i can't believe you left out VIBING: prior to hooking up, the sense (typically from a guido) that one would probably like to sleep with another member... more » psych101: Without peer approval, there is no conjugation. The sole reason I don't use "ain't" around certain friends. more » uncle_wiggly: I've a little surprised that MTV has graduated to showing people fucking on camera and presumably Ronnie and Sammi don't even get paid for it. MTV has... more » pureblarney: ShamWOWW! I love you, Brian! Also, don't forget this: - Falling in love: Subject to continual redefinition. While roaming males find the act repugna... more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: There's a symmetry in this Diane Fossey world -- all the guys have big shoulders, and all the girls have big butts. And they all have big mouths exce... more » onandon: Line of the night, hands down, was by Ronnie: "I was ready to put you in the equation. You! In the equation!" Watching their weepie make-up scene ma... more » AndPreciousLittleofThat: WTF? "House music?" Really? As a resident of Chicago, I'm offended. I bet Frankie Knuckles wouldn't get within a hundred miles of these people, na... more » TNT Freckles McGee: We all must learn the situation that house music = safe. R&B, not so much. more » -
