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Brooke Hogan Knows Every Defamer Advertiser By Name
The GOP's shining stars may elude Brooke Hogan, but no one would dare try to ambush her with a quiz about Defamer's noble advertisers. Their taste, class and leadership are omnipresent, and we're grateful to have them along for the ride. We'll bet she can name you too; advertise here and find out! More » -
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Defamer Advertisers Are Hotter Than Alaskan Hockey Moms
If there's one thing we love about Defamer advertisers, it's how amenable they are to being obvious political tokens in our desperate bid to get control of the White House. Thanks guys! (Did we mention you're pretty smoking, too?) Want to be added to the ticket? Everything you need to know is right here. More » -
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Our Advertisers Are Also Curious As To What Victoria Jackson Was Thinking
We all realize that it's been a long time since Victoria Jackson has actually made anyone laugh, so we can only hope that her comments about the "anti-Christ, whitey-hater" Barack Obama were part of some ill-conceived bit meant to relaunch her career (as a Fox News correspondent, perhaps?). Either way, our advertisers would never be caught on tape (or, for that matter, blogging) saying such backwards things. Our thanks this week go to Mother on Fire, Sobieski, Starwood Hotels, Stolichnaya and Unscrew America. If you would like to join this esteemed group of Defamer advertisers, all of the requisite information can be found here. -
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Our Advertisers Are In No Way CGI-Assisted
Unlike the way that computer generated fireworks were deployed by that shadowy cabal made up of NBC and IOC members to render the opening ceremonies of the 2008 Summer Olympics that much more impressive, all of our advertisers are on the up-and-up. Thanks this week go to Crunch, Mother on Fire, Sobieski, Starwood Hotels, Stolichnaya and Unscrew America. If you would like to join this esteemed group of Defamer advertisers, all of the requisite information can be found here. -
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Our Advertisers Always Know When To BCC
Unlike that (alleged) Hollywood Madame who outed some famous people when she mistakenly CC'd all of her clients in an email blast earlier this week, all of our advertisers are well-trained and cognizant of the intricacies of email ettiquette. Thanks this week go to Crunch, E!, Elegy, Sobieski, Starwood Hotels, Stolichnaya and Unscrew America. If you would like to join this esteemed group of Defamer advertisers, all of the requisite information can be found here. -
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Get Between Nikki And Her Defamer Sponsors Products, You Get A Blonsky Sandwich
There really are no lengths to which some will go to secure their access to the top-notch goods and services provided by Defamer advertisers. Nudge one aside in an overhead storage compartment, you could find yourself eating a Blonsky Sandwich, and being transported via medicopter to the mainland for immediate treatment. Would you like similar protection from our sometimes overzealous readership? Everything you need is right here. More » -
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Our Advertisers All Have Good Relationships With Their Mothers
Thanks this week go to Chelsea Art Museum, Crunch, Eight Miles High, Eve Online, AMC's Mad Men, Mighty Leaf Tea, Sobieski, Starwood Hotels and The Wackness. If you would like to join this esteemed group of Defamer advertisers, all of the requisite information can be found here. -
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Our Advertisers Are Also Anxiously Awaiting Birth Of The Chosen Twins
Thanks this week go to Chelsea Art Museum, Eight Miles High, Sobieski, and HBO's True Blood. If you would like to join this esteemed group of Defamer advertisers, all of the requisite information can be found here. -
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Our Advertisers Weren't Fooled By Anne Hathaway's Shady Ex
Thanks this week go to Chelsea Art Museum, Honda Fit, Jet Blue, MGM Grand Foxwoods, Three Olives, Top Tips for Girls and Windows Live Search. If you would like to join this esteemed group of Defamer advertisers, all of the requisite information can be found here. -
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Our Advertisers Are Withdrawing Their Names From Emmy Consideration, Too
Thanks this week go to AT&T, Honda Fit, Jet Blue, MGM Grand Foxwoods, Three Olives and Windows Live Search. If you would like to join this esteemed group of Defamer advertisers, all of the requisite information can be found here. -
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Our Advertisers Aren't Going To Promote 'The Hulk', Either
Thanks this week go to AT&T, Adele, Camp Camp, Honda Fit, Jet Blue, MGM Grand Foxwoods, MSN Toolbar, Radiohead, Showtime, Three Olives and Windows Live Search. If you would like to join this esteemed group of Defamer advertisers, all of the requisite information can be found here. -
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Our Advertisers Don't Know Who Abel Ferrara Is, Either
Thanks this week go to AT&T, Camp Camp, HBO, Honda Fit, Jet Blue, The MANual, MGM Grand Foxwoods, Radiohead and Unscrew America. If you would like to join this esteemed group of Defamer advertisers, all of the requisite information can be found here. -
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Our Advertisers Are Quite Happy For Clay Aiken
Thanks this week go to AT&T, City of Thieves, E!, Honda Fit, Jet Blue, The MANual, MGM Grand Foxwoods, Unscrew America and Uwishunu. If you would like to join this esteemed group of Defamer advertisers, all of the requisite information can be found here. -
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Defamer Advertisers Make Us Want To Gnaw On Our Undies
We'd like to take this moment to treat our sponsors to a photo of us suggestively chewing on the bottom of our T-shirt, wearing nothing below the belt but a pair of red lace panties. Why? 'Cause they're hot! Are you hot? Then you should probably go here, where you'll find information on everything you need to do to receive your own special delivery. More » -
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Our Advertisers Skipped 'Speed Racer', Too
Thanks this week go to American Express, AT&T, Chili’s, Dotspotter, Honda Fit, Jet Blue, MGM Grand Foxwoods, Oxygen Network, Tribeca Film Festival, Unscrew America and Uwishunu. If you would like to join this esteemed group of Defamer advertisers, all of the requisite information can be found here. -
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Even Our Sponsors Are Ga-Ga For Robert Downey Jr.
Thanks this week go to American Express, AT&T, Chili’s, Chris Farley Show, Dotspotter, Honda Fit, Jet Blue, MGM Grand Foxwoods, Tribeca Film Festival, Unscrew America and VW. If you would like to join this esteemed group of Defamer advertisers, all of the requisite information can be found here. -
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Our Advertisers Think There Are Far Better Vacation Destinations Than Gold Base
Thanks this week go to AT&T, Chili's, Crown Publishing, Hancock, Honda Fit, MGM Grand Foxwoods, Random House, Tribeca Film Festival, Unscrew America, Uwishunu.com and VW. If you would like to join this esteemed group of Defamer advertisers, all of the requisite information can be found here. -
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Our Advertisers Aren't Impressed By Jason Segel's Wang
Thanks this week go to AT&T, Beggar's Banquet, Chili's, Crown Publishing, Hancock, Honda Fit, MGM Grand Foxwoods, Random House, Tribeca Film Festival, Unscrew America, Uwishunu.com and VW. If you would like to join this esteemed group of Defamer advertisers, all of the requisite information can be found here. -
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Our Advertisers Haven't Seen The Alleged Marilyn Monroe Sex Tape Either
Thanks this week go to AT&T, Beggar's Banquet, Chili's, Coachella Festival, Crown Publishing, Hancock, Honda Fit, Kimora, Mini, Random House, Tribeca Film Festival, Unscrew America, Uwishunu.com and VW. If you would like to join this esteemed group of Defamer advertisers, all of the requisite information can be found here. -
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Our Sponsors Aren't Going To Follow Nick Stevens To Endeavor
Thanks this week go to AT&T, Crown Publishing, Groomer Has It, Honda Fit, Mini, Random House, Tribeca Film Festival, Unscrew America, Uwishunu.com and VW. If you would like to join this esteemed group of Defamer advertisers, all of the requisite information can be found here. -
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Our Sponsors Would Not Tell The Same Jokes On Back-To-Back Nights
Thanks this week go to American Apparel, Avenue Q, Battlestar Galactica, Converse, CNBC, Mini, New York Times Travel, Redken, Register.com, Showtime and Unscrew America. If you would like to join this esteemed group of Defamer advertisers, all of the requisite information can be found here. -
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Unlike John Hughes, Our Advertisers Are Not In Hiding
Much like John Hughes, our advertisers are proud of the work that they have accomplished over the years. Unlike Mr. Hughes, though, they are both willing and able to talk about their successes with their respective fan bases. If you would like to join this esteemed group of proud companies, all of the requisite information can be found here. More » -
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Defamer Advertisers Would Take The Extra Time To Color Your Crack Green For St. Patrick's Day
Ah, Defamer sponsors: You're our favorite addictions, like tiny pots of gold sitting at the end of a glass pipe rainbow. If you'd like to push your goods onto our upwardly mobile readers (yes, even professionals and homemakers!), everything you need is right here. More » -
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Defamer Advertisers Will Never Leak Your Sex Tape
We take now a moment to acknowledge Defamer advertisers, whom we trust like an old, familiar lover, and who would never allow the intimate photoset we allowed them to take of us to ever leave their hands. If you'd like to sponsor your way into our pants, everything you need to know is right here. More » -
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Our Advertisers Would Never Hire Anthony Pellicano
Our advertisers have no reason to contract a private investigator with questionable morals to clean up their dirty laundry because, frankly, they don't have any dirty laundry in need of cleaning. If you'd like to join this list of companies who are upstanding, scandal-free members of society, everything you need to know can be found on this page. More » -
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Our Advertisers Won't Be Duped By Unreliable Sources
Unlike certain websites that shall remain nameless, all of our advertisers are reliable, dependent and totally tight with the Jerry Seinfeld camp. They would never dream of going to press with an exclusive without sourcing it properly first. If you'd like to join this list of companies who are on the up and up, everything you need to know can be found on this page. More » -
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Defamer Advertisers Will Not Interrupt Your Red Carpet Interview
Unlike that grumpy rapscallion Gary Busey, Defamer advertisers would never dream of barging in on your interview with Ryan Seacrest. Nor would they refuse to give a shout-out to a child reporter in need! If you'd like to join this cadre of upstanding companies, everything you need to know can be found on this page. More » -
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Defamer Advertisers Are Less Work And More Fun Than Birthing Twins
Much like the birth of celebrity twins, Defamer advertisers are twice as joy-inducing and miraculous as any boring old single birth. And unlike the J-Lo gemini, they require next-to-no feeding, burping, or bottom-wiping! If you'd like to deliver your own bundle of products and/or services to our ever-growing sponsor nursery, everything you need to know is at this page. More » -
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Defamer Advertisers Will Never, Ever Leave You
It's that time of the week when we shift the focus for one fleeting moment away from the subject of Mark Lisanti's departure, and towards our advertisers. Yes, yes, he's wonderful, and would never think about putting himself up for sale. But Defamer sponsors are wonderful, too, and yours to keep! If you'd like to advertise on Defamer, see this page. More » -
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Our Advertisers Take Proper Care Of Their Accessory-Dogs
It's time again to praise this week's sponsors, who'd never, ever let their mansions be overtaken by dozens of chihuahuas because of irresponsible pet-spaying practices. If you'd like to advertise on Defamer and prove your commitment to Bob Barker's lifelong crusade, see this page. More » -
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Our Sponsors Are Not Fucking Matt Damon
Join us as we raise our voices in song to celebrate this week's sponsors, who'd never humiliate us by running around behind our backs with deceptive Hollywood superstars bent on revenge. If you'd like to advertise on Defamer and prove your fidelity, see this page. More » -
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Our Advertisers Are Even More Adorable Than Casey Affleck
Please join us as we allow this week's sponsors to jump all over our faces, a really cute wake-up ritual that always starts our day with a smile. If you'd like to advertise on Defamer and crawl into bed with Daddy, see this page. More » -
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Our Advertisers Are Always There For Us, Even When The Monsters Come
We'd like to express our appreciation for this week's sponsors, all of whom we'd trust never to abandon us even in the face of a terrifying, city-levelling attack by a creature of unknown provenance. If you'd like to advertise on Defamer and offer us the comfort of your big, strong embrace, see this page. More » -
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Our Advertisers Are Not Enablers
It's time again to express our appreciation for the loyalty of this week's sponsors, all of whom we trust to pry the Dom Perignon bottles from our fingers no matter how forcefully we slur our disapproval. If you'd like to advertise on Defamer and help foot the bill for our upcoming, pricey rehab stint, see this page. More » -
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Our Advertisers Are Always There For Us
It's time again to express our profound love for this week's sponsors, all whom we know we can depend on to fish us out of the bathtub and cradle us in their big, strong arms until the paramedics arrive after our alarmingly frequent meltdowns. If you'd like to advertise on Defamer and become an important part of our support network, see this page. More » -
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Filling Our Advertisers' Stockings With Holiday Love
Join us as we snuggle up on a reindeer-skin rug with this week's sponsors, warmed by the combination of our love and the flame-licked Yule log flickering on the TV screen in front of us. If you'd like to advertise on Defamer and give our readers sudden inspiration for their last-minute holiday gift purchases, see this page. More » -
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Taking A Moment To Feel Our Advertisers' Well-Oiled Biceps
We take a moment now to salute Defamer advertisers, whom we crave this Christmas more than Clay Aiken craves black bodybuilder. If you'd like to stand in front of a mirror and flex your earning potential with some of the most intelligent, upwardly mobile, and freespending eyeballs on all of the internets, we urge you to go here. More » -
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Our Advertisers Are Incredibly Generous Tippers
We offer a warm expression of pre-holiday gratitude to this week's sponsors, whose end-of-year ad buys will keep us from having to downgrade our customary Yule log to a flaming Skid Row garbage can. If you'd like to advertise on Defamer and help us pay the rent, see this page. More » -
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Making Out With Our Advertisers A Little Bit
Please join us in laying a big, wet, thankful smooch upon this week's sponsors, any of whom we'd happily still kiss on-camera even if we were blood relations. If you'd like to advertise on Defamer and break some taboos, see this page. More » -
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Reheating Some Turkey and Stuffing For Our Advertisers
Join us in serving a delicious plate of Thanksgiving leftovers, warmed up through the sheer power of our red-hot love, to this week's sponsors. If you'd like to advertise on Defamer and gorge on our reheated expression of gratitude, see this page. More »














