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#realestatescorn
Jon Gosselin's Not Looking for a New York Mansion
Last night we heard that Jon Gosselin, the maritally-troubled* costar of Jon & Kate Plus 8, might be looking for a TrumpTowersPlace sex pad. Now a resident of said building has provided us with more details: More » -
#impendingdoom
Aren't You Getting So Freaked Out About Brüno?
You ought to be! Sacha Baron Cohen's outrageous new comedy Bruno has dipped its balls on Great Britain, and early reviews are trickling in. The across-the-pond verdict? It's just a crazy good time. Emphasis, you know, on crazy. More » -
#moneyfornothing
The Delicate Economics of Being Paid to Show Up
What we feared would happen last year has come to fruition. Celebrities are having a hard time commanding high appearance fees. A-listers still do all right, but everyone else? We're talking in the four-figure range. Depresso-rama!
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#successstories
Heidi Gets Permission from Spencer to Show Everyone Her Hills
Heidi Montag has taken the next necessary step in all great American success stories. The Hills star will appear nude (but "tasteful") in the September issue of Playboy. The bearded figure seen lurking in the background will be Spencer. [People] More » -
#opencaption
Hand Holding Means You're Married
[OMG, OMG. That's Adam Lambert who I think should be forcefully made king of the gay spokesmen and wear a sign that says 'I"m gay" everyday and who is a boy, holding hands with another boy. Image via Splash] -
#traderoundup
Nadya Suleman Isn't the Only Person Starring in a Horrorshow About Babies
Hollywood gets on with the business of being Hollywood, selling top-quality products and bottom-shelf products all in the same breath. In that vein we have a 1910 adventure series going to screen, and the Octo-mom lady getting a show. More » -
#opencaption
"Come On, I'm Getting One That Says 'Chuck 4 Eva...ry Third Episode'."
["Gossip Girl" Leighton Meester films "The Roommates" with Minka Kelly from "Friday Night Lights" in Los Angeles; image via Splash] -
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The Pitt and the Pendulous
[Brad Pitt films a Japanese commercial for a bank in New York; image via Splash] More » -
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The Future of Hip Hop, Everyone
[Rap singing artist Asher Roth in Los Angeles today; image via Splash] -
#opencaption
"I'm Thrilled to Meet You Too."
["Twilight" star Kristen Stewart, center, amicably takes a photo with a fan at a bar in Vancouver, where band Sage Dill was performing; image via Splash] -
#messydivorces
Sad Mel Gibson Wondering if He Picked the Wrong Oksana
Splash News snapped this sad picture of Mel Gibson on a beach in Costa Rica, contemplating his impending divorce and, no doubt, $480 million-ish divorce settlement. Also: Which musical Oksana he'll end up with.
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#opencaption
This Makes Complete Sense
[Johnny Depp drives a teeny tiny car while filming "The Rum Diary" in Puerto Rico; image via Splash] -
#opencaption
Happy Easter
[Those things Heidi and Spencer from "The Hills" film the lady thing's new music video, surrounded by paps, in LA; image via Splash] -
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"Good Heavens, There's Going to Be a Second One?"
[Hugh Grant and Sarah Jessica Parker filming their new movie in New York; image via Splash] -
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" 'That's a Spicy Fraud-a Charge' He Always Used to Say..."
[Anne Hathaway giving a very important speech on Rodeo Drive today; image via Splash] -
#opencaption
"Well, I Guess Schwimmer's Single..."
[Jennifer Aniston, lonely and miserable as ever, filming her movie 'The Baster' in New York; image via Splash] -
#opencaption
And As He Turned the Corner, We Somehow Knew It Was the Last Time We'd Ever See Him
[Matthew McConaughey Sticksailing (or something) in Malibu; image via Splash] -
#opencaption
Lara Cuffed, Tombs Await Her
[Actress Angela Joleman filming the movie "Salt" in New York today; image via Splash] More »


