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#fieldguide
Meet Jasmine Lennard, Casey Johnson Vibrator Victim and Transatlantic Fameball
After moving to L.A., this hypersexual British socialite and reality TV star couldn't land a headline, no matter how many nips she slipped or how much body paint she wore. Then, Casey Johnson planted a sex toy in her bed. More » -
#idols
Why Ellen Was Picked for American Idol
For all the attention Washington's bluster gets, history will see this little health care squabble as a mere sideshow distraction from the news we received yesterday; news that will fundamentally alter the way we pick our next American Idol.
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#americanidol
Judging American Idol's Excellent Ellen DeGeneres Deal
Finally! After weeks of anticipation, the nation can now sleep well at night knowing that American Idol has found a new judge to replace Paula Abdul. Her name's Ellen DeGeneres, and she's the best candidate for the position. More » -
#followthemoney
Five Reasons Paula Abdul Quit American Idol
While at the LAT, Richard Rushfield became the world's foremost expert on the inner workings of American Idol. He's currently resting up before joining Gawker later this month, but he couldn't resist weighing in on why Paula Abdul quit.
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#plushies
Simon Cowell Wants to Be Your Dog
Leave it to the brutualizing 1980's to put Simon Cowell on the receiving end of pity. Here he is in 1982 dressed as a plushie costumed canine named 'Wonderdog' appearing on Britain's Top of the Pops. -
#savepaula
If Paula Abdul Wants a Job, She Should Learn from Mary Murphy's Crazy Screeching
It's no secret that Paula Abdul's position on the judging panel of American Idol is as tenuous as her grasp on reality. Where should she turn for inspiration? Try So You Think You Can Dance's resident loon, Mary Murphy. More » -
#enigmas
Just In Case You Needed Another Reason to Loathe Ryan Seacrest
The LA Times reports tonight that American Idol host Ryan Seacrest has received a three year, $45 million contract extension, plus a $300,000 annual "expense account." Maybe those rumors about Simon Cowell getting $144 million are true? [Company Town] -
#traderoundup
Soon, Sarah Palin Will Launch a Celebrity Clothing Line
A comedy gets a major cast, an HBO movie gets majorly political. A skater gets a reality show, as do many, many fashion people. Because they're so interesting! Everyone watches TV on the internet now, especially Lost. More » -
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#vacationphotos
Ryan Seacrest and Simon Cowell Attempt To Recapture the Island Magic
After yesterday's fleshy collection of Steve Martin/Martin Short beach photos, we were feeling charitable toward seaside man-duos (we are not going to say "bromance"...we're just not.) Then, Ryan Seacrest came along. More »
