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#targets
What Has the World Got Against Sienna Miller?
The critics think her first big-budget movie sucks. The Washington Post thinks Sienna Miller's famous for no reason. But just wait until you see how Vogue goes after her in The September Issue! This girl's got it bad. More » -
#gijoe
Leaked 'G.I. Joe' Art Suggests Movie Actually Being Made By 8-Year-Olds
We brought this on ourselves. Mere days ago, we wondered, "Why are there no leaked pictures of Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Cobra Commander in G.I. Joe?" And oh, how the internet obliged! More » -
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'G.I. Joe' Posters Still Hiding Joseph Gordon-Levitt As Gawky Cobra Commander
We typically regard the upcoming G.I. Joe movie as a necessity we'll have to suffer through before the Jerry Bruckheimer-produced Garbage Pail Kids epic, but that's not to say there aren't elements that intrigue us. More » -
#siennamiller
Sienna takes Broadway, mistakes theater souvenir-cart for gifting suite. [Variety]
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#siennamiller
Ridley Scott finally sheds some extra Nottingham weight. [NY Post]
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#ahazardbalthazar
Was Balthazar Getty Fired From 'Brothers & Sisters'?
Even an impassioned, overwritten monologue from Sally Field may not be enough to save Balthazar Getty if the rumors are true: the straying, Sienna Miller-smooching actor has been fired from Brothers & Sisters. -


