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more about #defamer more comments → heywhat: Tucker, just be a man and admit that the movie was a failure b/c it sucked. Stop trying to make yourself into artiste who made a great work of art th... more » TheUptightMidwesterner: I hate to break it to you Tucker, but outside of a few Frat boys, nobody in Middle America knows who the hell you are. Your Coastal types just hate yo... more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Thank you. This is a very intelligent, educational post. But why are you so mean to a poopy nobody? more » VioletViolet: I do understand what he means about Fox Searchlight watering down the movie for mass appeal. However, if by bringing in a "bird" he's using Swingin' S... more » OHymenMyHymen: I repeat my statement- add a scene in which Tucker is repeatedly sodomized by a subway turnstile and I can get that film to $50 million with my eyes c... more » Magister: Carbondale (Il) has a large university and they list Jenny McCarthy and Jim Belushi among their most famous alumni. If there ever was a market for Max... more » ShanghaiLil: I blame you, Gawker Media. You did it. Congratulations, and keep up the good work. more » CumaeanSibyl: Maybe try not calling your movie something that most theaters won't put on the marquee. I mean, once you get past the "Tucker Max Presents" problem. more » unclevanya: 1. Brangelina 2. NPH and Harry Morgan 3. Deanna Durbin more » econdave: 3. Debbie Gibson. So much for "I Think We're Alone Now". more » Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate: I almost joined the WOW widow club- (yes, there is a term for this). I solved it by taking the modem to work and leaving it there for a month. more » CODiva: I have the opposite to the "O no!" reaction. OWN is a much bigger platform for her than a daily talk show, even with all of its reach and amazing exte... more » A Message To Rudy: 2. David Boreanaz and John Ratzenberger more » Tremonius: If the `spawn of a former Yahoo CEO' demands of a bouncer "just fucking Google me, you dumb fuck" then the search wars are already lost, and Microsof... more » A Message To Rudy: 3. Poor Deanna Durbin. more » -
#theview
Barbara Walters Wonders When NY Post Will Be Racist Toward White Monkeys
Whatever intern is tasked with explaining current events to Barbara Walters failed miserably today, as she misunderstood the growing controversy about a perceived-to-be-racist Post cartoon in the most hilarious way possible. More » -
#fire
Tracy Morgan's Apartment Burns, Ruins TV Wife's Carpet
Oh dear. Not even Dr. Spaceman can fix this. There's been a bad fire at the apartment of Tracy Morgan, who plays the otherworldly Tracy Jordan on 30 Rock. More » -
#theview
Classy, Demure Ladies Of 'The View' Basically Call Barbara Walters A Whore
After months of enduring Barbara Walters's insidious campaign of passive-aggression, the hosts of The View (led by Sherri Shepherd) finally had their revenge today by implying she was a veritable painted harlot. More » -
#feuds
How Many Wrong Buttons Can The NY Times 'Push'?
Remember Push: Based on a Novel By Sapphire, the wild Mariah Carey/Mo'Nique starrer that lit up Sundance (and took home three awards)? Lionsgate took our advice and bought it, and now things have gone haywire. More » -
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Which Costar Has Sherri Shepherd Seen Freak Out, Christian Bale-Style?
View hostess Sherri Shepherd has worked with Alec Baldwin, Tracy Morgan, and Andy Dick, among others. So which of these gentlemen was she alluding to when she said she'd witnessed some Christian Bale-sized freakouts? More » -
#theview
Sherri Shepherd Teaches Daytime Audience How To Position Oneself In A Sling
Sherri Shepherd may have mixed feelings about the gays, but today on The View, she allowed one to demonstrate how to lay in a sling, perk up one's ass, and start panting. And why not. More » -
#theview
Noted Race Expert Barbara Walters Explains Black Families To a Peeved Sherri Shepherd
This is how ingrained Barbara Walters's reign of passive-aggression has become on The View: her tone-deaf (but well-meaning) attempt to draw a comparison between the Obamas and the Cosbys finally provokes Sherri Shepherd to snap. More » -
#sundance
So Sherri Shepherd, Mariah Carey, Lenny Kravitz, And Mo'Nique All Walk Into A Sundance Movie...
What distinguishes Push: Based on a Novel By Sapphire from every other Sundance movie? Let's start with Mariah Carey sporting the faintest hint of a mustache and go from there. More » -
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#theview
Quick-Thinking Whoopi Fashions Sherri-Anchoring Bungee-Bra
The only exercise the View chicks get lately is from kicking each other under the Hot Topics desk, so it was a refreshing change to see Sherri Shepherd engaged in some actual physical activity. More » -
#theview
Barbara Walters's Passive-Aggressive Streak Now Just Aggressive-Aggressive
Today, an insane Barbara Walters gave us the clip that will be played on the news in slow-motion when she finally uses her costume jewelry to garrote Elisabeth Hasselbeck. More » -
#sushigate
Sherri Shepherd Awoken At 1:30 AM By An Insistent Jeremy Piven
Last night, Jeremy Piven sent a very late text message to Sherri Shepherd—and for once, it didn't say "Come to my room - whoever responds first gets me for the night." More » -
#sushigate
Jeremy Piven Exposed To Toxic Sherri Shepherd-Levels During Escape From New York
Sherri Shepherd's got an entry for Hollywood PrivacyWatch! On a plane over the holidays, she realized that the "short," fedora-clad man she'd been bothering was none other than the famously mercury-addled Jeremy Piven. -
#theview
Elisabeth Hasselbeck: A Nightmarish Year In Review
Peer into The View, and soon The View starts to peer into you. Before long, you may develop a sudden affinity for pirate shirts and a tendency to shout "William Ayers!" -
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Also on 'The View' Today: Elisabeth Getting Schooled by Melissa Etheridge
As delightful as it was to see even President Bush rescind his friendship with Elisabeth Hasselbeck today, we'd be remiss if we didn't address Lizzy's other smackdown this morning. -
#theview
Millions Have Fought For Whoopi Goldberg's Right To Not Know What 'Suffrage' Means
Today on The View, Whoopi Goldberg (dressed as a Navajo jewelry saleswoman from Tuba City, Arizona) continued to press the topic that has quickly proved to be the show's brand-new, post-election argument starter: same-sex marriage. More »














