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Sharon Stone Slaps 'Slumdog' Star In Red-Carpet Mating Ritual
It looked innocent enough, but now we hear that the loving, open-handed greeting Sharon Stone bestowed Sunday night on BAFTA-nominated Slumdog Millionaire star Dev Patel had "cougar attack" written all over it. More » -
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Sharon Stone Hijacks Tribute With Sex Talk For Samuel L. Jackson
Sharon Stone has worked with Samuel L. Jackson exactly once: on the 1998 flop Sphere. However, this was hardly her best qualification to make a speech to Jackson during 23rd annual American Cinematheque Awards, which honored the actor. No, Stone was almost certainly booked for the special brand of crazy she brings to such occasions, and according to the Hollywood Reporter, she did not disappoint: -
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Hollywood PrivacyWatch Two-For-One! 10/26/08 — A friend and I stopped by Hugo's in West Hollywood for a late lunch. As we were walking through the patio toward our table, we passed a very familiar looking blond woman. We got to our table, and I excused myself to go to the ladies' [room]. My friend said "On your way back, could you check to see if that blond woman is SHARON STONE?" More » -
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Denials: Sharon Stone would like you to know that she would never, ever let her son bogart her Botox! "This week it was reported in connection with Sharon Stone's custody dispute that she wanted to have her young 8 year-old son undergo Botox treatment at this time for his feet," said her attorney Martin Singer to Entertainment Tonight. "Sharon Stone never made this statement. It is a complete fabrication. Sharon loves her son Roan and only wants the best for him." That, Singer added, is why the actress has scheduled a chemical peel for Roan before class pictures. [ET] -
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Can't a Cool Mom Like Sharon Stone Share Some Botox With Her 8-Year-Old Son?
When Sharon Stone lost custody of her eight-year-old son Roan last week, we were surprised; yes, the actress has had an erratic year that involved blaming "karma tectonics" for the death of 7,000 Chinese, but sole custody is rarely awarded to the father in these cases. Could it have been Stone's new relationship with a greasy 24-year-old that turned the legal tide against her, or was it something more? According to TMZ, which obtained the court's "Tentative Statement of Decision," it was a whole range of factors, though all may pale in comparison to the smoking gun proffered by ex-husband Phil Bronstein: that Stone wanted to Botox her son. More » -
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Sharon Stone Wants Her Baby Back, Baby Back, Baby Back…
Sharon Stone lost custody of her 8-year-old son Roan on Tuesday when a San Francisco judge ruled that her ex-husband Phil Bronstein should have “permanent sole physical custody” of the child. But why? Could this be the very same karma that Stone said caused the horrific earthquake in China a few months ago? Surprisingly, it's not nearly that dramatic — the judge didn’t base his decision on Eastern philosophy at all. More » -
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Sharon Stone Dating Man Half Her Age And A Quarter Her Craziness-Level
Sure, Sharon Stone is a great many things—an award-winning actress, a karmic-geology theorist, a glamorous throwback to the Golden Era of Hollywood Crazy—but she's been trying on a new persona lately: That of the majestic cougar, roaming the Hollywood hills in search of fresh, hunky meat, which she traps using her preferred stalking method of slowly uncrossing her powerful hind legs to reveal that she isn't wearing any cougar-panties. The lucky young man in the photo above is identified by In Touch asSimon LeBon 25 years ago24-year-old Chase Dreyfus: More » -
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Meg Ryan Becomes Latest Member Of Reviled 'Fat Suit' Club
To say that Meg Ryan's career is in a free-fall would be to imply that her career hasn't already hit rock bottom. While it's true that she's poised for a potential comeback in this fall's remake of The Women, anyone with half a brain realizes that her star died the day the news broke that she was schtupping Russell Crowe on the set of Proof Of Life back in 2000. Making matters even worse for America's Former Sweetheart™, in Meg's newest (straight-to-DVD) movie called My Mom's Hot Boyfriend, she becomes the latest in a long string of actresses to strap herself into a fat suit only to magically "slim down" to win the heart of a handsome man — a trick which stopped being funny the second time that the Friends gang went to that well. While we're not about to get up on a pedestal and start going off about the offensiveness of fat suits, this news did prompt us to go back and take a look at some of the stars who have donned prosthetics to plump up on-screen in the past (rarely, if ever, to humorous effect). Play along with our latest round of Defamer Bingo after the jump. More » -
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PETA Would Rather Tinker With Sharon Stone's Brain Than Wear Fur
It's no secret that Sharon Stone is batshit crazy. But while most people laugh and make snarky comments (like us), the folks at PETA have decided to actually do something about it. The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals organization is offering Ms. Stone one free brain scan in an effort to improve her compassion. And compassion is something that she has been lacking lately. Not only did she suggest that those terrible earthquakes in China were the result of bad karma for how they treat Tibet, she also frequently wears fur. See how PETA thinks they can help her after the jump. More » -
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Hollywood Privacywatch: Eli Roth Sucks Face At 'The Happening'
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by the loyal readers of Defamer. We'd like to remind you that this feature is powered by you, so if you want to see more installments of PrivacyWatch, then all you've got to do is to send us your sightings. Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line so we don't lose them) and tell everyone about the time you saw Eli Roth sucking face with a teenager when he should've been watchingSchindler's ListThe Happening. More » -
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Fake-Cancer Survivor Sharon Stone Still Paying Price For Controversial 'Karma Tectonics' Theory
Sharon Stone continues to field the fallout of having weighed in at Cannes with some highly controversial armchair-theorizing about what might have caused the devastating earthquake that snuffed nearly Chinese 70,000 lives, many of them children. (Crux of her argument: It was the act of a vigilante Buddha.) After being dropped by Dior as the face of their Chinese marketing campaign, the actress and outspoken vagtivist has now been disinvited from the Shanghai International Film Festival: More » -
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Tired Of Sex
· From clingy dresses to canine masturbation, from mean-spirited reviews to disappointed Cosmo swillers doling out handjobs, we found ourselves oversexed in our city. More » -
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'Public Enemy of All Mankind' Sharon Stone Regrets Mixing Human Rights With Geology
Mere days after scientists assured her that "karma tectonics" was most certainly not responsible for the devastating May 12 earthquake that killed nearly 70,000 people in China, Sharon Stone revised her earlier geological lecture to include a direct apology to the Chinese people for suggesting as much in the first place. "Due to my inappropriate words and acts during the interview, I feel deeply sorry and sad about hurting Chinese people," Stone said in a statement released through Christian Dior, which is dropping the actress from its ads in China. "I am willing to take part in the relief work of China's earthquake, and wholly devote myself to helping affected Chinese people." More » -
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Hollywood's New China Rule
Sharon Stone has finally apologized for her "inappropriate" comment that the recent massive Chinese earthquake was a product of "bad karma" for the country for its treatment on Tibet. She's sorry, okay! Nevertheless, fashion house Christian Dior announced that it's pulling all of its ads featuring the actress from all department stores, and the entire country of China. Though the comment itself was stupid, Stone's hasty retreat from her brash Tibet-championing—and Dior's even harsher public rebuke of her—are a great illustration of what is becoming the New China Rule: "Do Not Talk About The New China Rule." It's been de rigeur for top stars to prove their class by endorsing luxury brands, and to prove their morality by pontificating about Tibet. But guess what: pretty soon you're going to have to pick one or the other, Hollywood. And it's not looking good for the Dalai Lama.
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Sharon Stone's Bold 'Karma Tectonics' Theory Infuriates Chinese Quake Victims
When Sharon Stone wasn't joking about Sean Combs's crack budget last week at the Cannes Film Festival's high-powered amFar benefit, she took a few minutes on the red carpet to play amateur seismologist for the international press. That went about as well as you'd expect when, only seconds into discussing the humanitarian crisis facing China after the May 12 earthquake that killed more than 67,000 people, Stone attributed the tragedy to... karma? More » -
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"Pregnancy Slowly Turns Even The Hottest Chicks Into Monsters"
Welcome back to Missdemeanors, in which we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. There was sooooo much bullshit this week, including a lovely diatribe about feminists by your friend Drunken Stepfather. Also! Pregnant women are "monsters," Sharon Stone "looks her age," Jennifer Love Hewitt has a "big ass" and so much more. Another great week of "writing" on the internet! The offenders, their crimes and sentences, after the jump. [Jezebel] -
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Top 10 Worst Of The Worst Of The Worst Oscar Outfits (Have No Fear, Swan Head Is Here)
Yes, sadly, it's that time again. Time to stare into the lifeless abyss that is the Swan Dress. But Bjork's legendary snafu has friends! Like Celine Dion's Backwards Suit, Gwyneth Paltrow's Saggy Boob Goth Gown and Corey Feldman's Hammer Pants. All have appeared at one Oscars showdown or another, and all are here for your enjoyment once again. More » -
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Extremist Islamic Terrorists Hail Their New Queen, Sharon Stone
After giving an anti-war interview to Middle Eastern newspaper Al Hayat, Sharon Stone is finally getting rave reviews. Sadly, they're not from the trades; they're from the terrorists. After visiting the region on a very Angelina Jolie-esque "fact-finding mission," Stone told the paper she feels "great pain" thinking about the war in Iraq, prompting extremist leaders like Muhammed Abel Al to get downright gushy with praise: "This lady is smelling and seeing the dangers for the future of America." It's not quite the same as getting a plucky pullquote from Jeffrey Lyons, but it'll do. However, it gets worse! Apparently, if we don't "follow" Stone's lead, the United States will be totally fucked. More » -
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Sharon Stone Arrives At Charity Ball Shrinkwrapped From The Waist Down
A generation of panty-eschewing shock-starlets owe a giant debt of gratitude to Basic Instinct star Sharon Stone, whose early advances in the vagina-flashing sciences are the stuff of legend. Still, someone who's been in the game as long as Stone has knows that as effective a statement can be made using nothing more than a little modesty and timeless elegance. Case in point: the actress's choice of ensemble for the 13th Annual Make-A-Wish Ball in Miami over the weekend, which kept her fabulous-at-50 body almost completely covered, save perhaps for an alluring glimpse of bare shoulder. And for at least one 13-year-old boy with leukemia who fantasized about experiencing "a faceful of Sharon Stone cameltoe just once," it was a night in which dreams really did come true. More » -
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If you found Friday's "Chris Farley baby" link unsettling, we probably can't recommend that you click over to this photo of Sharon Stone playing a) Jimmy Fallon's mother or b) a red-haired Teri Hatcher after being bitten by a zombie. [TMZ] -
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Sharon Stone Can Even Make A Stroke Seem Insane And Sex-Hungry
When Edinboro University alumnus Sharon Stone addressed the school yesterday at an honors luncheon, she couldn't stress enough the importance of giving something back; after managing to quiet down the talkative group of "naughty, naughty Pennsylvanians," the Razzie-Award-winning actress described life as "a service job. You've got to figure out how you serve people the best and do it." What better example, then, than her involvement in the above 2003 PSA for stroke-awareness, in which she was required to tackle one of the most challenging roles of her career: the embodiment of the cerebrovascular accident itself. (Stone had a stroke scare in 2001.) Submit to your basest sexual impulses with this particular femme fatale, the Stroke Council seems to be telling us, and she'll strike back with acute aphasia and hemispherical paralysis. More » -
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Razzies Recognize Sharon Stone And M. Night Shyamalan For Outstanding Achievements In Cinematic Badness
As we mentioned earlier, the glamorous and insane Sharon Stone and her failed comeback vehicle, Basic Instinct 2, won more awards than any other at the Razzies—the Golden Raspberry Award Foundation's flatulent response to Hollywood's biggest night. Stone picked up Worst Actress, and the film won Worst Picture, Worst Screenplay, and Worst Prequel or Sequel. The Wayans brothers' dwarf-in-a-diaper comedy, Little Man, won two awards: a shared Worst Actor award for the siblings, in addition to Worst Screen Couple (beating out Stone's "lopsided breasts"), and Worst Remake/Rip-Off. M. Night Shyamalan won Worst Director for Lady in the Water, and a Worst Supporting Actor Razzie, for casting himself in the "pivotal role of a writer whose book will one day bring salvation to humanity." The results are somewhat bittersweet, as we were hoping until the very end that there would be a Wicker Man upset, and that the bad movie genius that is Nicolas Cage in a bear suit clocking a coven of honey-hoarding schoolmarmish types would get its proper due. Alas, it was not meant to be. More » -
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Oscar Party Round-Up: Slurry Sharon Stone Takes Your Bids
· Sharon Stone (who swept the Razzies!) brought the dominatrix-auctioneer routine she perfected in Berlin to Elton John's annual AIDS fundraiser, where "unsteady on her feet and slurring her words, [she] rambled, 'I've been sitting at my table with P. Diddy and Jon Bon Jovi, and I'm a little messed up.'" She did manage to coerce $4.2 million out of attendees, for auction items like a $65,000 soccer lesson from Dave Beckham, and $125,000 to have James Blunt promise he wouldn't perform all evening. [AP] More » -
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Awards Round-Up: Will The Razzies Be Sharon Stone's Night To Shine?
· Here are the current odds for this year's Razzies (awarded next Saturday): Basic Instinct 2 and Sharon Stone are still way out ahead, but we're still holding out for a Wicker Man/Nicolas Cage upset. [Gold Derby] More » -
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Sharon Stone's Lopsided Rack Honored By Bad Cinema Kudosfest
Members of the Golden Raspberry Award Foundation have set for themselves one of the most difficult tasks imaginable: Every year, they sift through piles of detritus in an attempt at narrowing an overly crowded field down to a few outstanding instances of big-screen turkeydom. They then bestow among the most deserving of these cinematic poo-gems show business's most uncoveted honor, the Razzie. Leading the nominations this year with seven nominations is Sharon Stone's universally panned return to the icepicks-and-exposed-beaver terrain that first put her on the map, Basic Instinct 2. Tied for most noms, including Worst Picture and Worst Remake/Rip-Off, was the Wayans brothers' Little Man: More » -
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Hollywood PrivacyWatch: James Woods And Niece-Like Companion At Beverly Hills Hotel
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are now posted several times a week—so send them in before attending to other basic human needs. Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line) and let everyone know about the time you saw a Mac attack a burrito. More » -
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Sharon Stone Cancels Charity Toy Auction Appearance Because Her Doll Wasn't 'Sharon Stoney' Enough
A local children's AIDS charity had recently hoped that Sharon Stone, everyone's favorite loose-screwed screen siren, would auction off a one-of-a-kind "Sharon Stone" Barbie doll at a fundraiser, but when the actress took a look at it, she found it woefully underrepresentative of her own, still-fabulous-at-forty-eight looks. Reports Page Six: More » -
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Joe Eszterhas Has Had Better Than Sharon Stone
With a new book to promote, The Devil's Guide to Hollywood, screenwriter Joe Eszterhas has found himself in the position of being forced to finally come face-to-face with Showgirls, which unfolded not unlike the awkward scenario of a father becoming reaquainted with the inbred, pole-dancing product of a regrettable one-night-stand from the early 1990s. After a screening of the film (which we recently noted is being adapted into a stage musical), Eszterhas was willing to concede that perhaps some of the thunderous-laughter-inducing lines weren't entirely intentional, and offered some forthright, firsthand experience regarding the disillusionment that can so often follow the bedding of your film's glamorous, sex-vixen star: More » -
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Sharon Stone Wishes She Could Give Montreal Shooter A Hug And Autographed Photo
Metroblogging Montreal and Boing Boing have compiled information about the shooter responsible for yesterday's horrific violence at a Montreal college—25-year-old Kimveer Gill—including links to his VampireFreaks.com web pages, which approximate the effect of 10,000 goths vomiting simultaneously on an NRA rally. It's almost too great a tragedy to make sense of. Luckily, however, we don't need to, as Sharon Stone was more than willing to offer the Canadian Press newswire her meandering, lunatic thoughts on the matter at a Toronto Film Festival press conference today: More » -
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Sharon Stone Bucks Trend By Adopting Third Consecutive Caucasian-Sounding Baby
A press release sent sent to us today from Extra excitedly reports that Sharon Stone has confirmed adopting another baby—a boy named Quinn. (Her IMdB biography lists the adoption as having taken place in June, but since Stone apparently didn't put out an official statement this time around, Quinn remained wishful, Hollywood orphan lore until now.) This brings the grand tally of her collected brood ever closer to Joan Crawford's magic number of four, though it will be years before we can look forward to a posthumous tell-all detailing her horrific mothering skills, and its subsequent filmed adaptation. (Until then, we always have Basic Instinct 2 for all our awful-movie-watching needs.) Little Quinn will enjoy plenty of economy class and booster-seat-enabled Ivy-dining companionship from brothers Roan and Laird, and the three shall no doubt grow into a tight-knit trio of fine young men, proving to ably fill the male-companionship-shaped hole in Stone's heart as she enters her 60s and beyond. More » -
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Russell Crowe Denies Calling Sharon Stone A Monkey-Ass-Face
Russell Crowe reportedly had a rare, lighter moment with a British reporter in which the noted anger management flunkee openly shared his thoughts on certain asymmetrical enhancements made to Sharon Stone's famously naked acting instrument. But once the tabloids ran with the quote, the NY Daily News notes, Crowe's crack team of fire-fighting flacks were left to quench the runaway flames ignited by their client's loose lips: More » -
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Sharon Stone Crazy, But Not Bad-Mother-Crazy
It's a life less colorful without Sharon Stone, Hollywood's First Lady of Crazy, in the regular rotation, sharing her latest demented ramblings on the art of onscreen naked-traipsing and how it can promote a reduction in suicide bombings. Sadly, with her Basic Instinct 2 promotional obligations fulfilled, unhinged Stone items have slowed to a dribble lately, and some that are being reported aren't even true:
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Sharon Stone: Finally Naked Behind The Camera?
It pains us somewhat to admit it, but now that Sharon Stone seems done with the majority of her publicity commitments for Basic Instinct 2, we kind of miss Hollywood's First Lady of Crazy, who amazed us on a nearly daily basis with her opinions on topics as wide-ranging as Middle East peace and how teens can use blowjobs to avoid penetrative sex. So desperate are we for any Stone-related nonsense that we're inclined to pass along this completely unsourced report from Contact Music, your internet home of absurd-sounding gossip, which claims that the actress wants to direct Basic Instinct 3: More » -
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Sharon Stone's Baby Flies Hospitality Class
As is so often the way, the teasing, lunatic foreplay of Sharon Stone's Basic Instinct 2 media blitz provided more hard thrills than the act itself. The movie ended up opening in tenth place, the box office equivalent of America taking one disinterested look at Stone's aging goods, then rolling over and getting itself off to the mental picture of Queen Latifah's woolly mammoth. But there's no fun in focusing on failure; instead, let's return to the Sharon-crazy we know and love, with an item in today's Page Six in which Stone's maternal instincts found themselves at odds with her well documented predilection towards the better things in life: More » -
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Sharon Stone's 'Basic' Demands
As our much rounded-up Sharon Stone Crazywatch Week draws to a close, we thought we'd draw the fun out just a little bit longer by sharing Stone's Instinct 2 rider, which you may recall was first made available by The Smoking Gun a few years ago during one of the interminable legal proceedings that kept her big comeback vehicle from getting off the ground. There's plenty here to scoff at, from demanding her own Pilates equipment (did she mention she gets naked in the movie?) to a $3500/week per diem (crazy don't come cheap!) to a ban of all on-set cigar smoke (despite, TSG points out, having been Cigar Aficionado's Jan '04 cover girl). And sure, two assistants and three nannies might seem excessive, but when you see the results on the screen, we think you'll agree it was all worth it. More »





































