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#scandal
Fox Rains on the So You Think You Can Dance On-Air Vagina Parade
Looks like Rupert Murdoch isn't going to have to open up his gargantuan wallet to pay off the FCC because of a So You Think You Can Dance vagina slip. Why? Well, there was no vagina. More » -
#letterman
Assistant in Question Gets Place of Honor in Late Show Staff Photo
In the photo above of the Late Show staff taken in August of this year features the assistant of the moment, Stephanie Birkitt standing front and center. More » -
#scandal
David Letterman: I Had Sex with Staffers, Was Extorted
Tonight's episode of David Letterman's show will get plenty of tongues wagging, for the funny man admits that he had sex with several female staffers and then someone tried to shake him down for $2 million. Television gold! More » -
#scandal
How Much Fox Will Be Fined for So You Think You Can Dance Vagina?
So far the public outrage hasn't been nearly as intense as Janet Jackson's Nipplegate, but once the thought of a naked ladyflower on prime time television settles in, the reaction will be huge. Next up, FCC fines. More » -
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Mary-Louise Parker, Man Thief?
Gossip types are absolutely atwitter over the news that Weeds star Mary-Louise Parker has a new boyfriend, singer Charlie Mars. But not everyone's celebrating. In an email entitled "Cougar Goes Too Far," one irate tipster claims Parker's a man-stealing tart. More » -
#scandal
Michael Jackson Had Unrequited Love for Hitler's Oral
The steaming pile of bullshit news surrounding late pop-star Michael Jackson continues to ooze out of every single one of society's pores. Today's tale? He loved Adolf Hitler. A lot! More » -
#tellingall
New Mackenzie Phillips Book Exposes Incestuous Father
Celebrity memoirs often focus on stereotypical subjects, like drug abuse and insecurity. How pedestrian! Thankfully Mackenzie Phillips, a former sitcom star and long-time drug addict, breaks boundaries in her new tome. And they're very unsettling. More » -
#domesticviolence
Tila Tequila Abandons Twitter in Merriman War
Oh, good! Tila Tequila took our advice. After using her virtual power to slam Shawne Merriman, whom she accused of choking her, Tequila's abandoning one of her many internet platforms and letting a professional do the dirty, image-saving work. More » -
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#crime
Inside Jasmine Fiore's Car, Gruesome Signs of a Struggle
Cops found murdered model Jasmine Fiore's abandoned car and say the blood covering the inside "like finger-painting" shows signs of a definite struggle. [AP] -
#punishment
Chris Brown Sentencing Reveals International Brawls with Rihanna
We knew Chris Brown wouldn't go to jail for beating Rihanna, so we can't say we're surprised a judge sentenced him to 1400 hours of community service this afternoon. But it's worth noting that the infamous incident wasn't isolated. More » -
#scandal
Twilight Scribe Accused of Plagiarizing Other Vampire Novel
Attorneys for an author named Jordan Scott have fired off a cease and desist letter to Hachette Book Group claim that Breaking Down, the fourth book in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series, ripped off major storylines from Scott's book, The Nocturne. More » -
#jerseygirl
The Real Stripping Coke Fiend of New Jersey
Last night, the promo for next week's Real Housewives of New Jersey said the secret to Danielle Staub's shady past could be found in an out-of-print book called Cop Without a Badge. Well, that's been tracked down and a "coke whore" named Beverly Merrill bears an awful close resemblance. More » -
#scandal
Photos Leak of Jessica Alba at Meeting of Yale Secret Society
About an hour ago a tip came in featuring the following subject line: "Jessica Alba Visits Yale Secret Society, Pictures Leaked!" Whoa! The "Wolf's Head Society?!" Oh hell yes! Let's take a look, shall we?
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#realitytv
Eliot Spitzer Spotted on Real Housewives of NYC
Eliot Spitzer was not quite ready for media cameras back in the fall, but Bravo still managed to get him on camera while shooting the Real Housewives of New York City that aired tonight. More » -
#billionairepervs
The Company Ron Burkle Keeps
Supermarket billionaire Ron Burkle's name keeps popping up in the oddest places, doesn't it? When conman Rafaello Follieri was finally busted last week, the suit filed against him by his former business partner Burkle kept coming up. Jeffrey Epstein—finally sentenced yesterday for sex with a minor—used to be "very friendly" with Ron. They compared notes on planes! In that Vanity Fair story that upset Bill Clinton so much, it was Burkle who had those unnamed staffers worried about the appearance of impropriety. Now—the oddest one yet?—King of Pop Michael Jackson announced in a court deposition that it was Ron Burkle, along with the Reverend Jesse Jackson, who saved his life when he ran out of money. Burkle brought in the Reverend to help, and Burkle's also done quite a bit of business with the Reverend's son Yusef (they own Radar together!). What a cast of unlikely characters! Did this rogues' gallery of amoral power-junkies select Ron, or vice versa? Why does the ostensibly liberal do-gooder zillionaire associate with these guys? More »
