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#welcomebackkotter
The TV Reunion Career Success Index
There is a simple formula to determine how successful the stars of hit television shows go on to become: how long it takes before the reunion special. Seinfeld held out for 11 years, how long did everyone else last?
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#onanists
We Can't Wait to Watch Andy Cohen's Masturbatory Talk-Show, and Cut Ourselves Afterwards
Bravo's reigning executive narcissist Andy Cohen started his own weekly talk show. The second episode airs tomorrow, and if it's anything like the first, it will make us vomit and then scoop up the vomit and give it a hug. More » -
#traderoundup
Great Sarah Jessica Parker Jokes Contained Within
We get some exciting news about horses today, and some not so exciting news about a zombie movie. Being upset about a zombie movie is like crying on Christmas, I know. But sometimes it happens. More » -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Kim Kardashian Without Photoshop; SJP's Expecting Twins
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which assistant Margaret and I snort as we piggishly wallow in the celebrity weeklies. We don't hog! Details from Us, In Touch, Life & Style, Star and Ok! inside. [Jezebel] -
#opencaption
"Good Heavens, There's Going to Be a Second One?"
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#gossiproundip
New Mom M.I.A. Sought By Oscars Producers
Which is less appropriate: A brand-newmom performing at the Oscars, from bed, or an image-conscious Olympian trying to lay low in a strip club? Decide for yourself. More » -
#sexandthecity
All Those Loose 'Sex and the City' Threads to Not Be Resolved in Newly-Greenlit Sequel
Time to hit Payless: The last, lumbering, sushi-nibbling dinosaur of the conspicuous consumption era is getting a sequel! More » -
#sexandthecity
SATC cast (sans mole) to return for 2010 sequel. [EW]
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#geneology
NBC investigates who sired Sarah Jessica Parker. [THR]
