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#afterthebeep
Lindsay Lohan's Voicemail Will Make You Want to Cry
It's full of crazy fans, horrible opportunists, and her slimy father, which is a combination of both. Yes, a glimpse into Lindsay's voicemail inbox may just be the Rosetta Stone to decipher why she is such a horrible mess. More » -
#oopses
Lindsay Lohan Didn't Know She Was Being Broken Up With
Poor LiLo. After her breakup with DJ Samantha Ronson, she is just so alone. Worst of all, she told Ellen today that she didn't even know she was splitting up, let alone being restrained against. More » -
#badinfluences
Lindsay Lohan's Worst Dude Pal Revealed on Twitter?
Who is Lindsay Lohan turning to after her breakup with girlfriend Samantha Ronson? Patrick Aufdenkamp, her stylist pal, looks to be making his move. More » -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Brit's Back With Kevin and Lindsay Talks To Us
Welcome back to Midweek Madness! The tabloids flirt with actual reporting this week in a lengthy interview with Lindsay Lohan. But don't worry, Brit and K-Fed's reunion is still anonymously sourced and possibly untrue. [Jezebel] -
#breakups
Lindsay Lohan Breakdown Is a Tabloid Feeding Frenzy
One might assume that months of teary, yelling, storming-out fights between Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson sated readers' appetites for details of the couple's drama. But it just made everyone hungrier for the big breakup.
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#vidiots
Eminem's New Video Mocks Women, Lesbians, Bret Michaels, Himself
Eminem's been away, and clearly his time off was spent watching reality TV, visiting blogs and reading tabloids. His new video, "We Made You," opens with the rapper dressed as Bret Michaels from Rock Of Love. [Jezebel] -
#paparazzi
Lindsay Lohan Fights With Girlfriend In First Hour of Valentine's Day
Lindsay Lohan's Valentine's Day got off to an awesome start at 1 AM Saturday: A fight on the streets of Nolita, trailed by paparazzi and a reporter for the New York Post. More » -
#gossiproundup
Madonna-Witch Steals Child from Kindly Brazillian Couple
Madonna's current boyfriend,six-year-old22-year-oldschoolboymodel Jesus Pinto da Luz, has been stolen, his parents claim. He's not allowed to call them and is being held captive at the singer's Maldives lair. More » -
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#breakups
Lindsay Lohan Forgets to Tell Rep to Deny Breakup
After Access Hollywood reported on the breakup between Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson (and TMZ independently confirmed it) one might expect Lohan and her rep to put up a high-profile, united front of denial. -
#breakups
Lindsay Lohan Ends Barely Acknowledged Same-Sex Relationship
Set down your water bottle. Halt your DJ set. Doff your fedora and bow your head. The romance between Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson is no more, says Access Hollywood.
